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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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A romantic but fishy card for true soul mates. Featuring some loved up soles. Perfect for weddings, anniversaries or just fish lovers. Designed by You've Got Pen On Your Face.

Sole Mates Love Card
I'm Lost Without You Card. Send your friend this Funny Anniversary card by You've Got Pen On Your Face

I'm Lost Without You Card
A medal for the co-creator of the best child ever. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Mother's Day Medal Card
Say Happy Birthday to your dad with this happy playmobil dad card. Designed by You've Got Pen On Your Face.

Dad Birthday Card
Let's make babies together. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Jelly Babies Card
Season's greetings from the christmas car. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Driving Home For Christmas Card
Thanks mum for all the milk. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Mudder's Day Card
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For the queen of birthdays. A card fit for a queen, or just some regular lady whose birthday it is. Designed by You've Got Pen On Your Face.

Queen Of Birthdays Card
Bah Humbug. Hope your Christmas is RUBBISH. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Rubbish Frog Card
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A cheeky little love bird card to send to your lover, reminding them just what you love (or not) about them! Perfect for Valentines or Anniversaries. Designed by You've Got Pen On Your Face.

I Love The Way You Make Us An Hour Late Valentines Card
I saw these incontinence pads and thought of you... Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Incontinence Pads For Women Card
Season's greetings from the Russian doll. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Russian Doll Card
Till you say stop... Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Let Me Lick You Up And Down Card
You were born, well done. Here is a medal to celebrate. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Birthday Medal Card
Good luck, you will be the best of the best. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

You're Going To Ace It Card
That was awkward... Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Mistletoe Card
Congratulations, you're old. Send this Birthday card to someone who is still rocking it at 60. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Still Rocking It At 60 Card
If you remember the humble VHS, you must be pretty old. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Born In The Olden Days Card
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A snowy owl with a handwritten message to send at Christmas. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

'Happy Christmas' Illustrated Owl Christmas Card
Send this card to your favourite tit. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

A Couple Of Tits Hanging Out Card
Thank You Card. Send your friend this Illustration Thank You card by You've Got Pen On Your Face

Thank You Card
Congratulations, you're officially old. Send this Birthday card to someone who is still rocking it at 40. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Still Rocking It At 40 Card
Yaaaay, there is a tiny person growing inside you! Designed by You've got pen on your face.

There's A Small Person Inside You Card
A toucan ready to parrrrr-tay. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Toucan In A Party Hat Card

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