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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Mother’s Day, Easter and Father’s Day cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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The Nice One Dickhead Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Nice One Dickhead

The Well Done Dickhead card is a chance to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Well Done Dickhead

The Nice One Bellend Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Nice One Bellend

The Official Wifey card is a chance to celebrate a lady friend becoming a new Wife.

Official Wifey

The Official Dilf card is a chance to celebrate many occasions for a man-friend. They may be a new father, it could be a spouse telling their partner they have chippendale dancer features or just a chance for a secret admirer to tell a hot daddy that they would like to frolic with them.

Official Dilf

The Old Bastard card is great to celebrate a friend's and family's birthday.

Old Bastard

The Old Slag card is great to celebrate a friend's and family's birthday.

Old Slag

The Well Done Bellend card is a chance to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Well Done Bellend

The Nice One Knobhead Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

The Nice One Knobhead

The Official Gilf card is a chance to celebrate a new proud/sexy Grandparent.

Official Gilf

Still no pubes at your age!? Let's celebrate your friends or family with this Birthday card!

21 And Still No Pubes

The Official Husband card is a chance to celebrate a man friend or new spouse becoming a new husband.

Official Husband

The Official Gay card is a chance to celebrate your favourite a man or lady friend.

Official Gay

Well Done Knobhead card is a chance to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Well Done Knobhead

The Old Bitch card is great to celebrate a friend's and family's birthday.

Old Bitch

The Well Done Wanker card is a chance to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Well Done Wanker

The Official Daddy card is a chance to celebrate a man friend becoming a new Daddy.

Official Daddy

The Old Shit card is great to celebrate a friend's and family's birthday.

Old Shit

The Sorry I'm the Knobhead card is the best way to apologise.

Sorry I'm The Knobhead

The Official Wife card is a chance to celebrate a lady friend or new spouse becoming a new wife.

Official Wife

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