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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Mother’s Day and Father’s Day cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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This silly card by Buddy Fernandez is perfect for you to let your Mum know which parent is your favourite.

You're Our Favourite

Send this blunt Buddy Fernandez card to your partner and tell it like it is.

I Fucking Love You

Shittest Birthday Ever. This one doesn't even count, just stay the same age and we'll try again next year! Send the promise of a celebration to come with with this Buddy Fernandez isolation birthday card. This blue isolation card says Shittest Birthday Ever.

Shittest Birthday Ever

Send this Buddy Fernandez card to your Dad to let him know how you feel, without being weird about it!

Love You Dad

No likes it when 30 shows up after being a fancy free 20 something. This funny Buddy Fernandez card is for that friend who thinks it's the end of the world for them.

30 Holy Fuck

You're buying him this Buddy Fernandez card, so it must be magical!

I'Ve Seen Your Willy

Sometimes when someone leaves you can't help but feel betrayed, send this Buddy Fernandez card to let them know just what you think.

Judas

Let someone know that you will miss them and you don't want them to leave with this card by Buddy Fernandez.

Don'T Go

This Is Rubbish. Basically, this is totally and utterly shit. Distance makes the heart grow fonder so send this Buddy Fernandez card to the one you've been missing! This blue isolation card says Totally Miss The Shit Out Of You.

This Is Rubbish

Hopefully their ginger pubes is the only reason their genitals are burning! A card by Buddy Fernandez.

Ginger Minge

I Can't See You. Forced apart by a global pandemic, let them know how much you love them with this isolation design by Buddy Fernandez. This yellow card says I Can't See You.

I Can'T See You

Send this Buddy Fernandez card to your friend, they might be poorly, but they haven't lost their sense of humour.

Work-Shy Bastard

Let someone know if modern medicine wasn't around, they wouldn't be either with this card designed by Buddy Fernandez.

In Olden Days

Chuck Norris knows how to treat 40, so send this Buddy Fernandez card and give your friends some much needed advice.

Chuck Norris

Send this Valentine's card to someone who's one in a million, just like their pubes. Designed by Buddy Fernandez.

Ginger Minge

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