Rude Birthday Cards

Our rude birthday cards don't do subtle. If a card that just says "Happy Birthday" feels like a missed opportunity, you're in the right place - this range goes from a cheeky innuendo to properly inappropriate, no apologies either way.

If you want a birthday card that gets an actual reaction, not a polite "aww" but a proper "oh my god, no", you've found the right shelf. Too much for the person in question? Try our funny birthday cards instead, or browse the full birthday range for something a bit more tame.