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Rude Birthday Cards

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Brainbox Candy

Birthday Forecast Card

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Battered Cards

The Centipede Card

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The Marmalade Cat

Tits For The Birthday Boy Card

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Jess Moorhouse Design

Have A FANNY-TASTIC Birthday! Card

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Dean Morris Cards

Today Is All About You Card

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The Marmalade Cat

Labubu Cute Birthday

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The Marmalade Cat

Fat Slug Card For Gardeners

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Dean Morris Cards

Another Fucking Birthday

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Pea Green Prints

Darts Wanker Birthday Card

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Dean Morris Cards

Happy Birthday Slut Bag

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Buddy Fernandez

Rude Birthday Card - 'Twat'

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Pea Green Prints

F1 Wanker Birthday Card

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Our rude birthday cards don't do subtle. If a card that just says "Happy Birthday" feels like a missed opportunity, you're in the right place - this range goes from a cheeky innuendo to properly inappropriate, no apologies either way.

If you want a birthday card that gets an actual reaction, not a polite "aww" but a proper "oh my god, no", you've found the right shelf. Too much for the person in question? Try our funny birthday cards instead, or browse the full birthday range for something a bit more tame.

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