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Rude Birthday Cards

Dad Why Is My Sister Name Teresa Card

Scribbler

Dad Why Is My Sister Name Teresa Card

£3.99
Shit Myself Card

Dean Morris Cards

Shit Myself Card

£3.99
Favourite Swear Word Card

Dean Morris Cards

Favourite Swear Word Card

£3.99
Fantastic Bitch Card

Bold and Bright

Fantastic Bitch Card

£3.99
Happy Birthday LOL! Card

Studio Boketto

Happy Birthday LOL! Card

£3.99
Dickens Cider Birthday Card For Her

Rosewood Designs

Dickens Cider Birthday Card For Her

£3.99
Brother Giant Stinky Turd Birthday Card

Scribbler

Brother Giant Stinky Turd Birthday Card

£3.99
She Lived Happily Ever After Card

Redback

She Lived Happily Ever After Card

£3.99
Birthday Splendid Card

Brainbox Candy

Birthday Splendid Card

£3.99
It's Not About Being The Best Mum Card

Quite Good Cards

It's Not About Being The Best Mum Card

£3.99
Nobody Gives A Shit About Your Birthday Card

Scribbler

Nobody Gives A Shit About Your Birthday Card

£3.99
Ye Olde Mary Had A Little Lamb Card

Brainbox Candy

Ye Olde Mary Had A Little Lamb Card

£3.99
Dad Starts With The Letter D Card

Scribbler

Dad Starts With The Letter D Card

£3.99
Have You Got A Tight, Hairless Minge?' Card

Ged Backland Designs

Have You Got A Tight, Hairless Minge?' Card

£3.99
WTF Is This? Card

The Marmalade Cat

WTF Is This? Card

£3.99
Cracking Birthday Card

Pilea Press

Cracking Birthday Card

£3.99
Grown Into A Great Man Card

Dean Morris Cards

Grown Into A Great Man Card

£3.99
Another Year Older, Another Year Lower Card

Scribbler

Another Year Older, Another Year Lower Card

£3.99
Deserve To Be Celebrated Card

Chucklepop

Deserve To Be Celebrated Card

£3.99
Difference Between Dogs And Cats Card

Dean Morris Cards

Difference Between Dogs And Cats Card

£3.99
Your Magnificent Tits Card

Bold and Bright

Your Magnificent Tits Card

£3.99
How On Earth Do You Get Out Of Bed In The Morning? Card

Rooster

How On Earth Do You Get Out Of Bed In The Morning? Card

£3.99
Drunken Old Hoebag Birthday Card

Bold and Bright

Drunken Old Hoebag Birthday Card

£3.99
Ye Olde Woman In A Shoe Card

Brainbox Candy

Ye Olde Woman In A Shoe Card

£3.99
Still The Shit Card

Bearly Getting By

Still The Shit Card

£3.99
Here's Your Birthday Card

Tillovision

Here's Your Birthday Card

£3.99
Have A FANNY-TASTIC Birthday! Card

Jess Moorhouse Design

Have A FANNY-TASTIC Birthday! Card

£3.99
Classy Sassy Card

Brainbox Candy

Classy Sassy Card

£3.99
Jesus Thinks You're A Twat Card

Scribbler

Jesus Thinks You're A Twat Card

£3.99
Sex Shop Card

Brainbox Candy

Sex Shop Card

£3.99
Fuckity Fuck Belated Birthday Card

The Blunt Badger

Fuckity Fuck Belated Birthday Card

£3.99
Audrey Biggest Bush In The Street Card

Dean Morris Cards

Audrey Biggest Bush In The Street Card

£3.99
Birthday Blowjob Card

Filthy Sentiments

Birthday Blowjob Card

£3.99
'Clap Your Tits' Sis

Fock Cards

'Clap Your Tits' Sis

£3.99
No Money Card

Blue Kiwi Design

No Money Card

£3.99
Funny Average Sex Voucher Wife Birthday Card

Abigolucky

Funny Average Sex Voucher Wife Birthday Card

£3.99

Our rude birthday cards don't do subtle. If a card that just says "Happy Birthday" feels like a missed opportunity, you're in the right place - this range goes from a cheeky innuendo to properly inappropriate, no apologies either way.

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