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Rude Birthday Cards

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Stoats & Weasels

It's Your Birthday Cat Card

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The Marmalade Cat

What A C*nt

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Buddy Fernandez

Speck Of Jizz Card

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Dean Morris Cards

Oh Look, A Cunt! Card

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Scribbler

Fucking Rugby

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Pea Green Prints

Park Run Wanker

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Fock Cards

Ginger Pubes Card

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The Marmalade Cat

Wishing You Lots Of Cock Card

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Poppy And Mabel

Happy Birthday Golf Wanker

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ursogayx

Cum Slut

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Scribbler

Pisshead Aunt Card

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Laura Lonsdale Designs

Happy Birthday Cock Magnet Card

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The Marmalade Cat

Magnificent Bastard Card

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Pea Green Prints

Happy Birthday Flag Wanker

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Our rude birthday cards don't do subtle. If a card that just says "Happy Birthday" feels like a missed opportunity, you're in the right place - this range goes from a cheeky innuendo to properly inappropriate, no apologies either way.

If you want a birthday card that gets an actual reaction, not a polite "aww" but a proper "oh my god, no", you've found the right shelf. Too much for the person in question? Try our funny birthday cards instead, or browse the full birthday range for something a bit more tame.

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