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Rude Birthday Cards

Ged Backland Designs

Sweary Poppins - LOL Card

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The Marmalade Cat

The Stars Shine For You Card

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Dean Morris Cards

Today Is All About You Card

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Buddy Fernandez

Speck Of Jizz Card

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Pink Peach Cards

My Sister - TWAT

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Laura Lonsdale Designs

Fuck It Fifties - Happy 50th Birthday

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Dean Morris Cards

Hands Up In The Pool Card

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Dean Morris Cards

This Cat Card

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Brainbox Candy

Birthday Forecast Card

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You've Got Thread On You

Happy Birthday Cunty Chops

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Dean Morris Cards

Oh Look, A Cunt! Card

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Buddy Fernandez

Danger Everyday Rude Card

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Brainbox Candy

Clag Gone! Card

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Our rude birthday cards don't do subtle. If a card that just says "Happy Birthday" feels like a missed opportunity, you're in the right place - this range goes from a cheeky innuendo to properly inappropriate, no apologies either way.

If you want a card that gets an actual reaction, not a polite "aww" but a proper "oh my god, no", you've found the right shelf. Too much for the person in question? Try our funny birthday cards instead, or browse the full birthday range for something a bit more tame.

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