Collection: Funny Birthday Cards
Our funny birthday cards cover everything from the gentle wind-up to the full roast. Whether they're turning 30 and pretending they're fine about it, or hitting 50 and definitely not fine about it, there's a card here that nails it.
Some birthday cards get a polite smile and go straight on the mantelpiece. Ours get read out loud. If you're after a birthday card that actually lands - the kind that makes someone properly laugh rather than just say "oh, that's nice" - you're in the right place.
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Breadcrumbs Aftershave Dad Joke Birthday Card
Vendor:A Local RadgieRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Have You Got Older?
Vendor:Quite Good CardsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Miley Cyrus Used To Be Young Inspired Birthday Card
Vendor:Running With ScissorsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Spending A Fortune On Padel
Vendor:Poppy And MabelRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Ha Ha Ha, You Are So Old - Laughing Crocs Card For Him
Vendor:WonderfoxRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Mr Poo Poo Head
Vendor:PottsyPrintsRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Funny Girl Riding Dolphin Card
Vendor:AbigoluckyRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Funny Bob Birthday Card - Slender People - Last One Laughing
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Let's Try All The Cocktails
Vendor:WonderfoxRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Obsolete Cables Dad
Vendor:The Curious PancakeRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Fanta Stick Birthday Card
Vendor:Pink Peach CardsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Farage CAPTCHA
Vendor:Quite Good CardsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
What Do You Call A French Man Being Attacked By A Cat? Dad Joke Birthday Card
Vendor:A Local RadgieRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Solar Panels
Vendor:Pickled PrintsRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Taylor Swift Still Not Cancelled Funny Birthday Card
Vendor:Choo ChooRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Hope Your Birthday Is OREO-some! - Oreo Birthday Card
Vendor:Laura Lonsdale DesignsRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
The IT Crowd Memorable Birthday Card
Vendor:Holly CollectiveRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
The Perfect Scented Candles
Vendor:TillovisionRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
My Vibe, My Life, My Rules Card
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Wanna Netflix And Fall Asleep By 9Pm? Card
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Funny WD-40 Birthday Card For A Stiff, Aching Oldie
Vendor:Poppy And MabelRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Astronaut Dad Joke Birthday Card
Vendor:A Local RadgieRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Funny Guinness Birthday Card - Stout
Vendor:Pink Peach CardsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Aging Like An Unsupervised Toddler - Funny Birthday Card
Vendor:Laura Lonsdale DesignsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Fabulous Bitch Goose Birthday Card
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Funny Dad Birthday, Bad Car Owner Card
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Music Seems So Loud George Michael Card
Vendor:Giddy KipperRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Alpacas With Maracas Birthday Card
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Bob Mortimer Just Magic
Vendor:The Queer StoreRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Funny Husband Birthday Card
Vendor:LunellaRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Life Before Google Birthday Card
Vendor:Bold and BrightRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Grandson Chimp Nose Pick Birthday Card
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Uno 21st Birthday - Board Game - Card Funny
Vendor:Designed By JamieRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Born To Be Wild Birthday Card
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Happy Birthday Mum From Your Favourite Child Card
Vendor:A Local RadgieRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Happy Birthday From Tech Support (Son) Card
Vendor:Dottie MottieRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99