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Rude Birthday Cards

Laura Lonsdale Designs

Fuck It Forties - Happy 40th Birthday

£3.99

Pea Green Prints

Lycra Wanker Birthday Card

£3.99

Pea Green Prints

Padel Wanker

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Lucy Maggie Designs

Cockwomble Birthday Card

£3.89

Greetings From Hell

"Happy Birthday *Cough Slut*"

£3.99

Dean Morris Cards

Fucking Rudest Birthday Card

£3.99

Lucy Maggie Designs

Fucknugget Birthday Card

£3.89

Lucy Maggie Designs

Thundercunt Birthday Card

£3.99
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Lucy Maggie Designs

Wankpuffin Birthday Card

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Ged Backland Designs

Sweary Poppins - LOL Card

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The Marmalade Cat

Drunken Shag

£3.99

Chloe O'Donnell Illustration

Pretty Fucking Old

£3.89
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Pink Peach Cards

My Sister - TWAT

£3.99
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Laura Lonsdale Designs

Fuck It Fifties - Happy 50th Birthday

£3.99

Blessherlittleartoons

Funny You Tit Joke Card

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The Marmalade Cat

The Stars Shine For You Card

£3.99

Dean Morris Cards

Happy Birthday Cock Face

£3.99
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Our rude birthday cards don't do subtle. If a card that just says "Happy Birthday" feels like a missed opportunity, you're in the right place - this range goes from a cheeky innuendo to properly inappropriate, no apologies either way.

If you want a birthday card that gets an actual reaction, not a polite "aww" but a proper "oh my god, no", you've found the right shelf. Too much for the person in question? Try our funny birthday cards instead, or browse the full birthday range for something a bit more tame.

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