Collection: Funny Birthday Cards
Our funny birthday cards cover everything from the gentle wind-up to the full roast. Whether they're turning 30 and pretending they're fine about it, or hitting 50 and definitely not fine about it, there's a card here that nails it.
Some birthday cards get a polite smile and go straight on the mantelpiece. Ours get read out loud. If you're after a birthday card that actually lands - the kind that makes someone properly laugh rather than just say "oh, that's nice" - you're in the right place.
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What Do You Call A Man With A Rubber Toe? Dad Joke Birthday Card
Vendor:A Local RadgieRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Sad Hamster Birthday Girl Card
Vendor:BetiobcaRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Chariot Card
Vendor:Opal Designs by NicolaRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Sister In Law Birthday Card
Vendor:Six Eleven CreationsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
The Years Have Been Kind, Dad Card
Vendor:TillovisionRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Slow Green Tortoises Card
Vendor:RedbackRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Happy Meds Card
Vendor:KissMeKwikRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Hi Dad This Is The Dog Card
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
From Your Superior Sibling! Card
Vendor:Jessica EyreRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Blind Old Lady Card
Vendor:AbigoluckyRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Too Tired To Actually Do It Birthday Card
Vendor:Bold and BrightRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Funny Birthday Card For Daughter - 'Favourite Daughter'
Vendor:Buddy FernandezRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Alan Partridge - Funny Birthday Card
Vendor:Poppy Card DesignsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Funny November Birthday Card
Vendor:Amelia EllwoodRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Age Is Irrelephant Card
Vendor:Drawn By Emma DesignsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Aging Like An Unsupervised Toddler - Funny Birthday Card
Vendor:Laura Lonsdale DesignsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Many Happy Returns Card
Vendor:CardinkyRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Sister Came Out Just Fine Card
Vendor:ChucklepopRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Darling You Are Fabulous Card
Vendor:Lucilla LavenderRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Saucy Wife Birthday Card
Vendor:AbigoluckyRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
To Our Wonderful Daughter Card
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
The Only Gift You Need This Birthday, Dad Card
Vendor:Totally Mailed ItRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Funny Guinness Birthday Card - Stout
Vendor:Pink Peach CardsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Fabulous Bitch Goose Birthday Card
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
I'm Thoughtful Birthday Card
Vendor:Six Eleven CreationsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Angry Welsh Cheese Card
Vendor:KissMeKwikRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Mini Hippo Returns Card
Vendor:Pea Green PrintsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Another Year Closer To Death
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Dave Can't Be Arsed. Card
Vendor:TillovisionRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Two Clicks Birthday Card
Vendor:ChucklepopRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Classic Dad Thumbs Up Text Birthday Card
Vendor:Amelia EllwoodRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Funny Birthday Card - For Wife - The World's Worst Car Companion
Vendor:Woody's DesignRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Best Years Behind Him Card
Vendor:CrazyWombatRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Do You Need Help Sir? Card
Vendor:PunHub LTDRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Funny Birthday Card For Son - 'Favourite Son'
Vendor:Buddy FernandezRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Organic Lunchbox Card
Vendor:KissMeKwikRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99