Fabulous Bitch Goose Birthday Card

Whoever drew this goose (one of our amazing in-house designers, obv) knows exactly what being a fabulous bitch is. It's wearing a pink headscarf, sunglasses and honking aggressively at passersby, right? One gander at this incredible card and you're hooked by how fab it is, and so will your recipient who, we're assuming, is also fab (or a goose).