Collection: Funny Birthday Cards
Our funny birthday cards cover everything from the gentle wind-up to the full roast. Whether they're turning 30 and pretending they're fine about it, or hitting 50 and definitely not fine about it, there's a card here that nails it.
Some birthday cards get a polite smile and go straight on the mantelpiece. Ours get read out loud. If you're after a birthday card that actually lands - the kind that makes someone properly laugh rather than just say "oh, that's nice" - you're in the right place.
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Drinks On Bill Card
Vendor:Comedy Card Company LtdRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Bob Mortimer Just Magic
Vendor:The Queer StoreRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Born To Be Wild Birthday Card
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Commas Are Important Card
Vendor:Brainbox CandyRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Have You Got Older?
Vendor:Quite Good CardsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Keep The Envelope Birthday Card
Vendor:Six Eleven CreationsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Fresh Bedding Birthday Card
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Alpacas With Maracas Birthday Card
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Somebody's Birthday?
Vendor:CrazyWombatRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Medium Of Interpretive Dance Card
Vendor:Comedy Card Company LtdRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Peking Duck Birthday Card
Vendor:The Marmalade CatRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Hope You Like Your Gift Card
Vendor:Stoats & WeaselsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Short Term Memory Loss Card
Vendor:PunHub LTDRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Old Milk Card
Vendor:Pilea PressRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Mummy Mummy Mummy Happy Birthday Card
Vendor:Nicola Jo StudioRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Farage CAPTCHA
Vendor:Quite Good CardsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
I Can't See The Jam Card
Vendor:Lucilla LavenderRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Happy Birthday Spring Chicken Card
Vendor:LovedayRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like Card
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Test Results Card
Vendor:Comedy Card Company LtdRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Adulting Card
Vendor:Totally Mailed ItRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Happy Birthday To The Queen Of Vinted!
Vendor:Poppy And MabelRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Drink With Moderation Card
Vendor:Brainbox CandyRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Do You Need Help Ma'am? Card
Vendor:PunHub LTDRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Fanta Stick Birthday Card
Vendor:Pink Peach CardsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Funny Retro 4 Colour Pen Birthday Card
Vendor:Running With ScissorsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Dino Birthday Card
Vendor:CardShitRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
My Hair's Amazing! Card
Vendor:TillovisionRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Cat Cake Card
Vendor:Stoats & WeaselsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Ignore What Mum Says Birthday Card
Vendor:BanterkingRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Describe The Symptoms
Vendor:PunHub LTDRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Chestburster Card
Vendor:Lesser Spotted ImagesRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Happy Birthday Pickle Card
Vendor:Schnauzer ScribblesRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
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Your Chariot Awaits Card
Vendor:AbigoluckyRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Kevin The Biscuit? Card
Vendor:Lucilla LavenderRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99