Collection: Funny Birthday Cards
Our funny birthday cards cover everything from the gentle wind-up to the full roast. Whether they're turning 30 and pretending they're fine about it, or hitting 50 and definitely not fine about it, there's a card here that nails it.
Some birthday cards get a polite smile and go straight on the mantelpiece. Ours get read out loud. If you're after a birthday card that actually lands - the kind that makes someone properly laugh rather than just say "oh, that's nice" - you're in the right place.
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Happy Birthday Dad - It's A Good Job You Aren't A Dog Card
Vendor:Blind FaithRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Happy Birthday Dad - You Made Me The Person I Am Card
Vendor:Blind FaithRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Happy Birthday - Be Nice To Us Kids Card
Vendor:Blind FaithRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Smell Everyday Rude Card
Vendor:Buddy FernandezRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Born To Be Wild Card
Vendor:Brainbox CandyRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Favourite Husband Card
Vendor:Brainbox CandyRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Actually Nice Brother Card
Vendor:Brainbox CandyRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Classy Binge Drink Birthday Card
Vendor:Bold and BrightRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Alcohol Doesn't Count Birthday Card
Vendor:Bold and BrightRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Problems With Their Joints Birthday Card
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Not Any Old Christmas And Birthday Card
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Hip Hip Replacement Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday From Tech Support (Daughter) Card
Vendor:Dottie MottieRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Hi Dad This Is The Dog Card
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Father It's Your Birthday Card
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Girlfriend I'll Wish You A Happy Birthday Card
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
As Sister's Go You're Okay Card
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Sister Even Though I Am Perfect Card
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Birthday Wishes From The Favourite Niece Card
Vendor:Nicola Jo StudioRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Put You In A Care Home Card
Vendor:King BRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Dad Amazing Daughter In Law Card
Vendor:Filthy SentimentsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Mum Amazing Daughter In Law Card
Vendor:Filthy SentimentsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
I've Decided To Never Leave Home Card
Vendor:BanterkingRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Caww Blimey
Vendor:Stoats & WeaselsRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Partysaurus
Vendor:Stoats & WeaselsRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Have A Jelly Good Birthday
Vendor:Stoats & WeaselsRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Shell Yeah!
Vendor:Stoats & WeaselsRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Donut Grow Up
Vendor:Stoats & WeaselsRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Happy Birthday Golden Dog
Vendor:Stoats & WeaselsRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Happy Birthday Cat
Vendor:Stoats & WeaselsRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Go Quackers
Vendor:Stoats & WeaselsRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Let's Party
Vendor:Stoats & WeaselsRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Absolute Banger
Vendor:Stoats & WeaselsRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Happy As A Pig In...
Vendor:Stoats & WeaselsRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Knight Kitten Meme - Funny Best Friend Birthday Card - Questionable Life Choices Cat Meme
Vendor:Studio DoodlesRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89 -
Claudia Winkleman Traitors Coffin Birthday Card
Vendor:Pink Peach CardsRegular price £3.89Regular priceSale price £3.89