Collection: Funny Birthday Cards
Our funny birthday cards cover everything from the gentle wind-up to the full roast. Whether they're turning 30 and pretending they're fine about it, or hitting 50 and definitely not fine about it, there's a card here that nails it.
Some birthday cards get a polite smile and go straight on the mantelpiece. Ours get read out loud. If you're after a birthday card that actually lands - the kind that makes someone properly laugh rather than just say "oh, that's nice" - you're in the right place.
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Flamboyant Card
Vendor:Lucy Maggie DesignsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Plenty Of Sausage Card
Vendor:Laura Lonsdale DesignsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Flat Pack Nest Card
Vendor:Lucilla LavenderRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Happy Birthday To My Sister Card
Vendor:Hot Dog GreetingsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Will Smith Fresh Prince Of Bel Air Birthday Card
Vendor:Lizzy B DrawsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Wednesday Addams Birthday Card
Vendor:Lizzy B DrawsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Bang And Your Youth Is Gone
Vendor:Kyleighs PapercutsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
You Don't Look A Day Over 25 Card
Vendor:Kazvare Made ItRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
So Glad December Birthday Card
Vendor:Kat LynasRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Complimentary Biscuit Card
Vendor:KissMeKwikRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Growing Older Card
Vendor:JellynBeanRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
You're Def In My Top 100 Card
Vendor:Jolly AwesomeRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Love From My Head Tomatoes Card
Vendor:Jolly AwesomeRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Enjoy Some Me Time Card
Vendor:How FunnyRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Happy Birthday Spare Little Sister Card
Vendor:Giddy KipperRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
You Are A Teenager, So This Card Mentions TikTok. Card
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Vodka Martini Card For Christmas And Parties Card
Vendor:CrazyWombatRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Rubber Chicken For Happy Birthday Card
Vendor:Dean Morris CardsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Give An Old Person Something To Live For Card
Vendor:Dean Morris CardsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Mona Lisa Card
Vendor:Dean Morris CardsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Grandad Birthday Card
Vendor:LovedayRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Have The Cake On Her Own Card
Vendor:Do Something DavidRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Don't Think You Look Older Card
Vendor:Do Something DavidRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Shante You Stay, It's Your Birthday! Card
Vendor:Drag ApparelRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
The Job Of A Parent Card
Vendor:Cath TateRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Birthday Lick Your Face Card
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Cat-Ass-Trophy Card
Vendor:CardShitRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Pina Coladas Cha Cha Cha Finland Eurovision Card
Vendor:Cupsie's CreationsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Tee-rific Birthday Card
Vendor:CreaternetRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
November Birthday Card
Vendor:CreaternetRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Ok, Well, Happy Birthday Card
Vendor:Conor RawsonRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
It's Your Turn To Be The Centre Of Attention! Card
Vendor:The Cake ThiefRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Congrats On Stayin Alive Card
Vendor:The Cake ThiefRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Funny Lewis Capaldi Birthday Card
Vendor:The Cake ThiefRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Girlfriend You're Really Difficult Card
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Full Of Joy And Laughter Card
Vendor:CardinkyRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99