Collection: Funny Birthday Cards
Our funny birthday cards cover everything from the gentle wind-up to the full roast. Whether they're turning 30 and pretending they're fine about it, or hitting 50 and definitely not fine about it, there's a card here that nails it.
Some birthday cards get a polite smile and go straight on the mantelpiece. Ours get read out loud. If you're after a birthday card that actually lands - the kind that makes someone properly laugh rather than just say "oh, that's nice" - you're in the right place.
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Holy Cow, It's Your Birthday! Card
Vendor:The Marmalade CatRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Mum Ugly Kids Birthday Card
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Guinness Birthday Card, Happy Birthday My G
Vendor:Amelia EllwoodRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Sneak Out Of Parties Birthday Card
Vendor:Bold and BrightRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Zoe Bread Merry Birthday Card
Vendor:Zoe BreadRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Beyond Excited Card
Vendor:Comedy Card Company LtdRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Music Seems So Loud George Michael Card
Vendor:Giddy KipperRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
TEEFS - Funny Dog Cake Card
Vendor:Pickled PostRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
I'm Just A Birthday Girl - Sad Hamster Tiktok Meme
Vendor:Studio DoodlesRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Funny 60th Birthday Card - '59 So Last Year'
Vendor:Buddy FernandezRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Bad Knees Card
Vendor:Opal Designs by NicolaRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Back In Nappies Birthday Card
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
What Do You Call A French Man Being Attacked By A Cat? Dad Joke Birthday Card
Vendor:A Local RadgieRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Funny Dad Birthday, Bad Car Owner Card
Vendor:Cupsie's CreationsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Happy Birthday From Your Biggest Financial Burden Card
Vendor:The Blunt BadgerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Embarrassing Relatives Birthday Card
Vendor:Six Eleven CreationsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Annoying You All This Time Birthday Card
Vendor:BanterkingRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Extra Birthday Girl - Funny Birthday Card For Her
Vendor:Studio DoodlesRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Funny Mayonnaise Birthday Card
Vendor:Amelia EllwoodRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
You Wanted To Talk To Me While I Was On The Toilet Card
Vendor:BanterkingRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Funny Birthday Card - For Cat Lovers - Make A Wish!
Vendor:Running With ScissorsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Birthday Wishes From The Dog Card
Vendor:The Blunt BadgerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Happy Birthday From Tech Support (Son) Card
Vendor:Dottie MottieRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Poopy Poo Day To Poo Card
Vendor:ObjectablesRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Skibidi Rizz Birthday Card
Vendor:AbigoluckyRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Old Enough To Injure Yourself Sleeping Birthday Card
Vendor:Running With ScissorsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
How Much I Spend On Wine Birthday Card
Vendor:ScribblerRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
I'm Not Saying You're Old Card
Vendor:RoosterRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Funny Dad Thumbs Up Birthday Card
Vendor:Amelia EllwoodRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Like Father, Like Daughter Oh Shit Card
Vendor:This is AwesomeRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Funny Cat Birthday Card
Vendor:Stoats & WeaselsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Sometimes I Feel Old - Happy Birthday Sister
Vendor:Laura Lonsdale DesignsRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Never Wrong Card
Vendor:Half Moon BayRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Funny Excited About Camper Vans Birthday Card
Vendor:The Cake ThiefRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
Zoe Bread It Is Birthday Card
Vendor:Zoe BreadRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99 -
A Body Part, You Say? Card
Vendor:RedbackRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99