Funny Birthday Cards

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Our funny birthday cards cover everything from the gentle wind-up to the full roast. Whether they're turning 30 and pretending they're fine about it, or hitting 50 and definitely not fine about it, there's a card here that nails it.

Some birthday cards get a polite smile and go straight on the mantelpiece. Ours get read out loud. If you're after a birthday card that actually lands - the kind that makes someone properly laugh rather than just say "oh, that's nice" - you're in the right place.

Want to take it further? Our rude birthday cards are for when funny isn't quite enough and you really want to test a friendship.