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Rude - Alzheimer | Modern Toss Christmas Card
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Alzheimer | Modern Toss Christmas Card| MT1064

Rude - Flash her Minge | Rude Christmas Card
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Flash her Minge | Rude Christmas Card

Rude - ArseHoled | Christmas Card
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ArseHoled | Christmas Card

Rude - Mr Tourette | Modern Toss Christmas Card | MT1053
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Mr Tourette | Modern Toss Christmas Card | MT1053

Rude - Ho Mo Fo | Christmas Card
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Ho Mo Fo | Christmas Card

Rude - Twelve Months | Christmas Card | BC1308
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Twelve Months | Christmas Card | BC1308

Rude - Fuck Christmas I'm Getting Twatted Instead
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Fuck Christmas I'm Getting Twatted Instead

Rude - Footprint | Modern Toss Christmas Card | MT1050
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Footprint | Modern Toss Christmas Card | MT1050

Rude - Merry Fucking Christmas | Funny Christmas Card
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Merry Christmas Santa Piano| KK1060

Rude - Empty His Big Sack | Rude Christmas Card
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Empty His Big Sack | Rude Christmas Card

Rude - Pull My Cracker - Photo Upload Christmas | BS1017
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Pull My Cracker - Photo Upload Christmas | BS1017

Rude - Back to Economy | Rude Christmas Card
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Back to Economy | Rude Christmas Card

Rude - Fancy Some? | Rude Christmas Card
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Fancy Some? | Rude Christmas Card | BC1447

Rude - Tight Pussies | Funny Christmas Card
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Tight Pussies | Funny Christmas Card

Rude - Gang Bang | Rude Christmas Card
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Gang Bang | Rude Christmas Card | BC1443

Rude - Let's Get Twatted | Christmas Card
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Let's Get Twatted | Christmas Card

Rude - Carrot Nose | Christmas Card
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Carrot Nose | Christmas Card

Rude - Kick santa | Rude Christmas card | MOZ1004
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Kick santa | Rude Christmas card | MOZ1004

Rude - Jagerbombs | Christmas Card | Scribbler Cards
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Jagerbombs | Christmas Card | DM1505

Rude - Merry Fucking Christmas | Rude Christmas card
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Merry Fucking Christmas | Rude Christmas card

Rude - Deer Punch | Funny Christmas card | MOZ1015
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Deer Punch | Funny Christmas card

Rude - Rudolph and Santa Fight | Funny Christmas card | MOZ1009
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Rudolph and Santa Fight | Funny Christmas card

Rude - Snowman Punch | Rude Christmas card | MOZ1003
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Snowman Punch | Funny Christmas card

Rude - Fucking | Christmas Card
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Fucking | Christmas Card

Rude - All The Other Cards Were Really Shit | Funny General Card
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All The Other Cards

Rude - Santapede | Christmas Card | KK1080
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Santapede | Christmas Card | KK1080

Rude - Tinsel Tits | Funny Christmas card| DM1221
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Tinsel Tits | Funny Christmas card| DM1221

Rude - A Pony | Christmas Card | DM1487
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A Pony | Christmas Card | DM1487

Rude - Swear Tree | Modern Toss Christmas Card
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Swear Tree | Modern Toss Christmas Card

Rude - Fat Cock | Christmas Card | Scribbler Cards
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Fat Cock | Christmas Card | DM1509

Rude - So where's my fucking pony?
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So where's my fucking pony?| HM1033

Rude - Greedy Fuck | Christmas Card | BC1311
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Greedy Fuck | Christmas Card

Rude - Wanking too Much | Rude Christmas Card | DM1248
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Wanking too Much | Rude Christmas Card | DM1248

Rude - The Other Cards Were Really Shit| Funny General Card |BF1029
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The Other Cards Were Really Shit| Funny General Card |BF1029

Rude - Ho Homo | Christmas Card
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Ho Homo | Christmas Card| DM1380

Rude - Santa Fat Arse| Rude Christmas Card |DM2132
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Santa Fat Arse| Rude Christmas Card |DM2132

Rude - Anal | Christmas Card | Scribbler Cards
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Anal | Christmas Card | DM1499

Rude - Mince Pie | Modern Toss Christmas Card
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Mince Pie | Modern Toss Christmas Card

Rude - Vibrator | Christmas Card | Scribbler Cards
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Vibrator | Christmas Card | DM1488

Rude - Big Knob | Christmas Card | Scribbler Cards
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Big Knob | Christmas Card | DM1482

Rude - From Me and My Pussy| Rude Christmas Card |DM2122
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From Me and My Pussy| Rude Christmas Card |DM2122

Rude - Out Of My Way Bitches Christmas Card | Scribbler.Com
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Out Of My Way Bitches Cards

Rude - Santa Smoking | Funny Christmas Card| KK1065
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Santa Smoking | Funny Christmas Card

Rude - Little Shit | Christmas Card
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Little Shit | Christmas Card| DM1367

Rude - I've Been Good All Year | Funny Christmas Card | KK1099
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I've Been Good All Year | Funny Christmas Card | KK1099

Rude - Here's your Fucking Christmas Card | Funny/Rude Christmas Card | CH1113
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Here's your Fucking Christmas Card | Funny/Rude Christmas Card | CH1113

Rude - Pound Shop | Funny Christmas Card
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Less Shit From The Pound Shop

Rude - Merry Christmas You Big Gay | Fun Christmas Card
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Merry Christmas You Big Gay | Funny Christmas Card

Rude - He Knows When You've been Wanking | Funny Christmas Card | BC1737
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He Knows When You've been Wanking | Funny Christmas Card | BC1737

Rude - This Christmas Card is Rude| Rude Christmas Card |DM2124
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This Christmas Card is Rude| Rude Christmas Card |DM2124

Rude - Slutbag | Christmas Card | DM1373
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Slutbag | Christmas Card| DM1373

Rude - Christmas argument | Christmas funny cards | MTX44
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Christmas argument | Christmas funny cards | MTX44

Rude - Your Gift Is In The Litter Tray, Christmas Card | Scribbler.Com
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Your Gift Is In The Litter Tray

Rude - I Love Christmas So Much | Funny Christmas Card | BC1744
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I Love Christmas So Much | Funny Christmas Card | BC1744

Rude - White Christmas | Funny Christmas Card | KK1100
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White Christmas | Funny Christmas Card | KK1100

Rude - Rude-Olph | Christmas Card| CD1048
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Rude-Olph | Christmas Card | CD1048

Rude - Favourite Ho | Christmas Card |CH1050SCR
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Favourite Ho | Christmas Card |CH1050SCR

Rude - What The Fuck Is Myrrh? | Funny Christmas Card | CH1126
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What The Fuck Is Myrrh? | Funny Christmas Card | CH1126

Rude - I'm So Excited Its Christmas That A Little Wee Came Out  Christmas Card | Scribbler.Com
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I'm So Excited Its Christmas That A Little Wee Came Out

Rude - Greedy | Christmas Card | DM1481
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Greedy | Christmas Card | DM1481

Rude - Fucking Fucker - Funny Christmas card | KK1026
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Merry Christmas You Fucking Fucke| KK1026r

Rude - Jingle Balls | Funny Christmas Card | CH1109
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Jingle Balls | Funny Christmas Card | CH1109

Rude - Festive | Funny Christmas Card | CH1103
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Festive | Funny Christmas Card | CH1103

Rude - Slippers and a Dildo| Rude Christmas Card |CH1066
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Slippers and a Dildo| Rude Christmas Card |CH1066SCR

Rude - Twurkey | Funny Christmas Card | JA1018
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Twurkey | Funny Christmas Card | JA1018

Rude - One of the Nicest Wankers| Rude Christmas Card |DM2125
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One of the Nicest Wankers| Rude Christmas Card |DM2125

Rude - Most Wonderful Time Of Year | Funny Christmas Card | DM1615
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Most Wonderful Time Of Year | Funny Christmas Card | DM1615

Rude - Santa Came Twice | Funny Christmas Card | CH1116
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Santa Came Twice | Funny Christmas Card | CH1116

Rude - Whores | Christmas Card | BC1313
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Whores | Christmas Card

Rude - Christmas Is Coming Jon Snowman Christmas Card | Scribbler.Com
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Christmas Is Coming Jon Snowman Card

Rude - Fa La La La | Rude Christmas Card
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Fa La La La | Rude Christmas Card | BC1437

Rude - Did You Have a Nice Christmas | At Work with Modern Toss| MT1034
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Did You Have a Nice Christmas | At Work with Modern Toss| MT1034

Rude - Ho Ho Ho Mother Fucker| Rude Christmas Card |DM2134
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Ho Ho Ho Mother Fucker| Rude Christmas Card |DM2134

Rude - Hung | Funny Christmas card | MOZ1002
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Hung | Funny Christmas Card

Rude - Where's My Hoes At? | Funny Christmas Card | CH1124
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Where's My Hoes At? | Funny Christmas Card | CH1124

Rude - Happy Holidays | Funny Christmas Card | BC1743
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Happy Holidays | Funny Christmas Card | BC1743

Rude - Dildos | Christmas Card | BC1317
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Dildos | Christmas Card | BC1317

Rude - Santa Loves Everyone | Funny/Rude Christmas Card | DM1618
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Santa Loves Everyone | Funny/Rude Christmas | DM1618

Rude - Whore | Christmas Card |CH1049SCR
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Whore | Christmas Card |CH1049SCR

Rude - Mean Santa | Christmas Card | KK1079
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Mean Santa | Christmas Card | KK1079

Rude - One Drunken Whore To Another
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One Drunken Whore To Another

Rude - Go Fuck Yourself | Rude Christmas card
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Go Fuck Yourself | Rude Christmas card

Rude - Howay manger football card| Christmas funny cards | BF1032
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Howay manger football card| Christmas funny cards | BF1032

Rude - Merry Fucking Christmas.1. |Rude Christmas Card | OD1156 |
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Merry Fucking Christmas.1. |Rude Christmas Card | OD1156

Rude - Isn't Real | Christmas Card | Scribbler Cards
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Isn't Real | Christmas Card | DM1486

Rude - F Santa Scale | Rude Christmas card | MOZ1013
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F Santa Scale | Rude Christmas card

Rude - Is That A Christmas Cracker In Your Pocket? | Funny Christmas Cards | BC1734
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Is That A Christmas Cracker In Your Pocket? | Funny Christmas Cards | BC1734

Rude - Merry Christmas Poo Face, Christmas Cards | Scribbler.Com
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Merry Christmas Poo Face Card

Rude - Santa Mistake | Funny Christmas card | MOZ1012
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Santa Mistake | Funny Christmas card

Rude - Bah Humbug | Funny Christmas card
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Bah Humbug | Funny Christmas card

Rude - Apologies For The Vulgarity | Funny/ Rude Christmas Card | DM1612
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Apologies For The Vulgarity | Funny/ Rude Christmas Card | DM1612

Rude - Fuck This Shit Card Christmas Card | Scribbler.Com
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Fuck This Shit

Rude - Bell End | Funny Christmas Card
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Bell End | Funny Christmas Card

Rude - Fingers Crossed Santa Doesn't See Your Internet History | Funny Christmas Card | BC1738
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Fingers Crossed Santa Doesn't See Your Internet History | Funny Christmas Card | BC1738

Rude - Chlamydia | Christmas Card
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Chlamydia | Christmas Card

Rude - Prosec-Ho-Ho-Ho Christmas Card | Scribbler.com
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Prosec-Ho-Ho-Ho Christmas Card

Rude Christmas Cards 

Rude Christmas Cards
After traditional came funny and then came rude greetings cards.  There’s no doubt about it that our taste in rude cards is as robust as every and Scribbler certainly do cater for this area of the market.  With a team of designers who are known for their bright vibrant cards and for their cutting edge with the combination is certainly not for the faint hearted.
If there’s a profanity or an expletive you’ll almost certainly find it in one of Scribblers X –rated cards.  Ask yourself, what would the boys get up to that was naughty enough for Father Christmas to bring them no presents?  Then there’s the card with the inventive use of a carrot on the snowman – just picture it.  Well, don’t picture it, just log on and see it.  Do remember though, you’ve been warned – not for the faint hearted.
Once you’ve chosen your card you can then make it extra memorable (as if it was really needed) by turning it into a personalised card.  You can add the name of the recipient on some, a great message – why not write your own Christmas ditty and see if you can be even ruder!  That’s the spirit!  For the best impact there are Scribbler cards where you can upload a photo from your own digital collection.  It really couldn’t be easier.   Just choose your digital photo, a few clicks and it’s uploaded onto the front of your card.  Scribbler will even automatically resize the photo to match the small, medium or large sized card that you’ve chosen.
When it comes to delivering your card there’s plenty of choices.  You can have the card sent to you for hand delivery – that’s the best way of seeing how much they laugh – or you can send it direct to the recipient.  For all those that are last minute, there’s a great next day delivery service.  You just need to make sure you order by 2pm, on line and there’s free delivery in the UK when you order two or more cards.Rude Christmas Cards

After traditional came funny and then came rude greetings cards.  There’s no doubt about it that our taste in rude cards is as robust as every and Scribbler certainly do cater for this area of the market.  With a team of designers who are known for their bright vibrant cards and for their cutting edge with the combination is certainly not for the faint hearted.

If there’s a profanity or an expletive you’ll almost certainly find it in one of Scribblers X –rated cards.  Ask yourself, what would the boys get up to that was naughty enough for Father Christmas to bring them no presents?  Then there’s the card with the inventive use of a carrot on the snowman – just picture it.  Well, don’t picture it, just log on and see it.  Do remember though, you’ve been warned – not for the faint hearted. Once you’ve chosen your card you can then make it extra memorable (as if it was really needed) by turning it into a personalised card.  You can add the name of the recipient on some, a great message – why not write your own Christmas ditty and see if you can be even ruder!  That’s the spirit!  For the best impact there are Scribbler cards where you can upload a photo from your own digital collection.  It really couldn’t be easier.   Just choose your digital photo, a few clicks and it’s uploaded onto the front of your card.  Scribbler will even automatically resize the photo to match the small, medium or large sized card that you’ve chosen. 

When it comes to delivering your card there’s plenty of choices.  You can have the card sent to you for hand delivery – that’s the best way of seeing how much they laugh – or you can send it direct to the recipient.  For all those that are last minute, there’s a great next day delivery service.  You just need to make sure you order by 2pm, on line and there’s free delivery in the UK when you order two or more cards.

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