Snow Ho-Ho Card

It's about time those made of snow started showing off their sexier side. Yasss ice queen! Give this card - featuring the hottest ice you've ever seen - to your favourite snow-ho-ho this Christmas as a license for them to unleash their inner slutty Santa. The sexiest, coolest card you can give to just about anyone, as long as they're not offended by nearly-naked snow people. But why would they be? They have more clothes on than usual. Designed by Scribbler.