Massive Cock Flat Wrap

You guys can't get enough of this... Is it actually massive or are your calling them names?

With plausible deniability on your side, these massive cocks— or-err... chickens, as the case may be, send a loving and heartfelt message to your most favourite, insufferable loved one. Wrap your gift with an unmissably bright red and plastered in cocks paper that screams that you're at least close friends.

Or maybe you're actually enemies. Either way, you got them a gift.

Dimensions: 500mm x 700mm
This product (1x sheet) will arrive folded so will have some lines in the material.