Honestly, have you seen how much stamps cost these days?! Back in our day they were ten bob a book, or whatever used to be good value for stamps. Isn't it super lucky then that you can send this direct and we'll sort the stamp for you? So you can send this very witty Christmas card to your pal without having to waste £1.70 on a little bit of sticky paper that tastes weird when you lick the back of it. This is the perfect card for your fellow tight-arsed friends who also think stamps are a waste of money. Rightly so. Designed by Scribbler.
