Collection: Rude Birthday Cards
Our rude birthday cards don't do subtle. If a card that just says "Happy Birthday" feels like a missed opportunity, you're in the right place - this range goes from a cheeky innuendo to properly inappropriate, no apologies either way. If you want a birthday card that gets an actual reaction, not a polite "aww" but a proper "oh my god, no", you've found the right shelf. Too much for the person in question? Try our funny birthday cards instead, or browse the full birthday range for something a bit more tame.
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Why Cycling On Cobbles Is Popular
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Difference Between Dogs And Cats Card
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F*CK - Roy Kent Card
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Boyfriend Only Blow Job You're Getting Birthday Card
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Old Codger With A Small Todger Card
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Tosser On Card
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Funny Rude Birthday Cards For Him Her Men Women
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Brother Now Who's Fucking Old Birthday Card
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Fat Slug Card For Gardeners
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Wild Swimming Wanker Birthday Card
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Rude Birthday Card
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Ginger Bollocks Card
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Happy Birthday Footy Wanker
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Too Much Masturbation Makes Your Vision Blurry Card
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Bucket List
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November Fucking Legend Card
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Being A Dick Brother Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday Dad Card
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Happy Birthday You Good Looking Bastard Card
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Sex Shop Card
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Cunt Alert Card
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Happy Birthday Parkrun Wanker
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More Than My Fucking Eyelids Card
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Old Hag Card
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Ray Of Fucking Son-Shine Card
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Penblwydd Hapus Cont Card
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Card For The Grumpy One
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He'd Wiped Their Arses Card
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Funny Wife Birthday Card, Relaxing Bath Joke
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Mr Big Dick Birthday Card
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I'm No Pancake Expert
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Penblwydd Hapus Cont Card
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Both Bitchy Card
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Give Zero Shits About Your Birthday Card
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Fox Shit Up Card
Vendor:Jolly AwesomeRegular price £3.99Regular priceSale price £3.99