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Retirement Cards

Funny Retirement Business Card

Abigolucky

Funny Retirement Business Card

£3.89

F**king Quitter Card

Totally Mailed It

F**king Quitter Card

£3.89

How Dare You Leave Us Card

The Blunt Badger

How Dare You Leave Us Card

£3.89

End Of An Era Leaving Card

The Blunt Badger

End Of An Era Leaving Card

£3.89

Goodbye Tension Hello Pension Card

Rooster

Goodbye Tension Hello Pension Card

£3.89

Congratulations On Your Retirement Card

Schnauzer Scribbles

Congratulations On Your Retirement Card

£3.89

Rude Retirement Card

Proper Job Studio

Rude Retirement Card

£3.89

Departures Funny Retirement Card

Stoats & Weasels

Departures Funny Retirement Card

£3.89

Those Idiots Again Card

Brainbox Candy

Those Idiots Again Card

£3.89

Too Old For This Shit Retirement Card

The Blunt Badger

Too Old For This Shit Retirement Card

£3.89

Funny Golf Buggy Retirement Card

Abigolucky

Funny Golf Buggy Retirement Card

£3.89

Job Done. Happy Retirement! Card

Tillovision

Job Done. Happy Retirement! Card

£3.89

Congrats On Your Great Escape Card

Scribbler

Congrats On Your Great Escape Card

£3.89

Funny Harold The Meme Guy Retirement Card

Abigolucky

Funny Harold The Meme Guy Retirement Card

£3.89

To Do List Funny Retirement Card

Stoats & Weasels

To Do List Funny Retirement Card

£3.89

Retirement Card - Joy Success And Fewer Meetings!

Soph AC Studio

Retirement Card - Joy Success And Fewer Meetings!

£3.89

Happy On A Monday Retirement Card

Scribbler

Happy On A Monday Retirement Card

£3.89

Just Fucking Lazy Card

Scribbler

Just Fucking Lazy Card

£3.89

Hobbies Are Important Card

Bold and Bright

Hobbies Are Important Card

£3.89

Work Ends Happy Retirement Card

Tillovision

Work Ends Happy Retirement Card

£3.89

Happy Retirement! Card

Tillovision

Happy Retirement! Card

£3.89

Retired Card

Scribbler

Retired Card

£3.89

Enjoy What Time You Have Card

Scribbler

Enjoy What Time You Have Card

£3.89

Lucky Bastard - Retirement Card

Poppy Card Designs

Lucky Bastard - Retirement Card

£3.89

Retirement isn't just about clocking off for the last time - it's about celebrating years of hard graft, questionable office coffee, and finally getting to do whatever you want without setting an alarm. Our funny retirement cards help you mark the occasion properly, whether that's with heartfelt congratulations or a gentle reminder about all those Monday mornings they'll never have to face again.

From cards that celebrate newfound freedom to ones that acknowledge they've earned every lazy morning ahead, we've got the perfect way to wish someone well. If they're not quite done yet but moving on to pastures new, check out our leaving cards. Or for a broader celebration, browse our congratulations cards range.

Find a retirement card that says what you really mean - whether that's "enjoy every minute" or "try not to get too used to daytime TV."

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