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Funny Mother's Day Cards

If you're mum's got a wicked sense of humour, our selection of Funny Mother's Day Cards is sure to leave her howling.

We've got creations that speak to her cheeky side, others that touch on mum's love of gin and everyone's favourite - cards that take the piss out of dad! Making memories with mum is the best, so grab the perfect one and give mum a good chuckle, you'll be in her good books for the rest of the year! 

Whether she's a Queen, a classy lady or a real-life Dolores Umbridge (hiss!), don't be quiet about your love for mum! Say it with a laugh, a cackle or right hard snort, choose from a wide range of Funny Mother's Day Cards from Scribbler. And if you're really going for favourite child award, pair it with a cheeky gift too!

Tongue-in-cheek Dean Morris card ignores modern genetic advances and reverts back to guilt and finger-pointing. Just kidding!

Mother You Made Me Gay

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Honourable mentions go to: I'm not your personal taxi service, money doesn't grow on trees, and were you born in a barn?! Mother's Day design by Scribbler.

Mum Quotes

Not sure we remember this one! Maybe you know a parent who's forever *this* close to snapping? Remind them to have patience with this Whale & Bird design.

Straight To Sleep

Mother hood actually starts the first time you mutter ffs under your breath. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mutter FFS

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Next year might be a different story, but at least you can prepare Mum for the inevitable with this funny Mother's Day card, or also good for Mum's next birthday card! Designed by Scribbler.

Won't Put You In A Home

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There's nothing wrong with getting her that card-again! Say Happy Mother's Day with this Scribbler exclusive!

It's Just A Card-Again

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Do you ever get the feeling you were an accident? Send Mum this Scribbler card from a safe distance.

Child-Proofed The House

Is your mum a busybody who just can't help interfering? Despite her good intentions, someone should really tell her to sit the f*ck down. Designed by Whale & Bird.

I'll Bring It Over

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Is your Granny more silver surfer than an OAP? This Scribbler card is perfect for your Gran to share all over social media this Mother's Day.

Insta Gran

My Mother was Right, by Half Moon Bay. At some point in your life, the penny drops and you realise that mum was right about everything! Show your mum that you finally agree with her this Mother's Day.

My Mother was Right

Mother You're A Drunk, by Dean Morris Cards. She loves a glass of wine, or gin ? or any alcohol to be honest! This is the perfect card for your tipple loving mother on Mother's Day.

Mother You're A Drunk

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We've already solved this puzzle, your Mum is A-maze-ing! Let her know with this cute Mother's Day card, exclusive to Scribbler.

Mum, You Are A Maze Ing

We all love our Mums to the moon and back so why stop spreading the love and get her name tattooed. Maybe test the water with this silly Jolly Awesome card.

I'd Get This Tattoo

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Don?t get your Mum another phone-y Mother's Day card. Show her how call she is with this relatable card bought to you exclusively by Scribbler.

But I Won't Do that

Send your Mum this hilarious punny card by Brainbox Candy and let her know just how much she woks!

Mum You Wok

Be A Bad Parent, by Half Moon Bay. The perfect advice for any parent that can't wait to be free! Send this card to the bad parent in your life.

Be A Bad Parent

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Your Mum really is 'One in a melon' so make sure you tell her on Mother's Day with this card exclusive to Scribbler.

Mum, You're One In A Melon

For someone who has more than one child and the struggle is all too real. They're not the only ones who dread bath time! Designed by Whale & Bird.

Billy Farted

The toughest job in the world, made a little bit easier with 3 simple ingredients and this Redback card.

Motherhood

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