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Puns, puns, puns across the board! A little laughter is the best medicine when faced with getting another year older and luckily you’ve come to the right place to find the funniest birthday cards for your friends and family. We’ve got hilarious designs galore with the perfect innuendo for your partner, or punchline for your friend. Keep things light-hearted with animal or TV & film inspired humour, or browse our rude cards for more inappropriate birthday laughs.

SHALOM! Send arguably the most iconic Jim line and have a Friday Night Dinner fan in stitches with this brilliant Lesser Spotted Images design.

Shalom
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If there's a wh*re in this house who's obsessed with WAP, send them this funny Cardi B inspired birthday card by Scribbler.

Wap-py Birthday
Oh no, what a shame! Someone should get to enjoy it though. At least they can have this funny isolation inspired Fuzzballs card on their birthday instead.

Social Distancing Present
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Sell them the dream of partying in style with the Oppenheim brothers from sunrise to sunset! Send birthday wishes with this punny Scribbler card.

Let's Get In A Real Estate
Phil their birthday with joy and head down to the Queen Vic with this funny Eastender's inspired birthday card by Pedges Houseboat.

Let's Get Phil Mitchell'd
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We're with Wednesday on this one - black is the new black! Addams Family inspired Halloween card by Scribbler.

Stop Wearing Black
Show someone how much you care on their birthday with this tangible thing that you can point to and say, I love you this many dollars worth. The Office inspired card by Pedges Houseboat.

Card Is The Present
Just one? Ooh go on then! If this is their catchphrase, send this funny Lowe and Behold card to a wine queen.

Isla Va-Wine
Take great joy in telling someone (Jane) what a sad little life they have with this hilarious Pedges Houseboat birthday card inspired by the most iconic TV moment of all time.

Take Your Birthday Money
Just a regular Tuesday night then really. Send this funny Pedges Houseboat card inspired by The Office to someone as hardcore as Gareth.

Just The Eight Pints
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Surprise a massive Breaking Bad fan by sending Walter White to come knocking on their birthday with this Scribbler card.

The One Who Sends Birthday Cards
Ah ah ah, yeah! Send this plastic, fantastic Innabox card to a Barbie girl and make her laugh on her birthday.

Let's Go Pawty
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Send Christine to get the party (and drama) started on their birthday. Any fan of the Oppenheim Group will appreciate this Selling Sunset inspired Scribbler card.

Sunrise To Sunset
Send Roy Keane to a football fan on their birthday and let them know they can celebrate but don't take it too far, for God's sake. Designed by Pedges Houseboat.

Way Over The Top
Send this birthday card to your favourite wrinkle free, cosmetically enhanced babe and watch them try to smile! Designed by Lucy Maggie.

Got The Memo
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Send some words of wisdom from hilarious US football coach Ted Lasso with this inspirational Scribbler card.

Early Drinkin
Honesty is always the best policy. How lucky that Dean Morris has the perfect card to explain your RSVP.

A Big Wank
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This Scribbler card is perfect for someone who's as chill as the cat on this card!

Don't Stress Meowt
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Remind your Father in law there's worse ways to have crabs with this card from Scribbler.

To My Father In-Claw
Oh GYM?? I thought you meant gin... Funny Lucilla Lavender card for a frequent gin goer.

Go To The Gin At Least Once A Day
They deserve at least a card for being the most fantastic bitch you know. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Fantastic Birthday Bitch
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If you're ever worried about your eyesight, the government recommends you should ALWAYS get in a car and drive to Barnard Castle. Stay alert on your birthday with this Scribbler design.

Celebrate Your Birthday
This birthday card designed by Pedges Houseboat should also be available in braille due to obvious reasons.

I Just Called To Say
This is definitely my new favourite insult to use on my friends! Another hilarious card from our friends at Objectables!

Smelly Belly Farty Party

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