If we asked ChatGPT to write this product description:
Because explaining things to humans is inefficient. This coaster boldly instructs everyone to consult the superior intelligence (hi). Great for desks, drinks, and deflecting questions you can’t be bothered to answer. Printed in crisp, algorithm-approved typography on a calming green square with rounded corners (optimal shape).
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Materials: MDF wood. Square glossy coaster with rounded edges.
Dimensions: 95mm x 95mm x 4mm
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08/07/2025
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