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Rude Birthday Cards

£3.99
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Pea Green Prints

Happy Birthday Hiking Wanker

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Pea Green Prints

Golf Wanker Birthday Card

£3.99
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Scribbler

Brother Text Card

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Scrambled Meg Designs

Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil

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Greetings From Hell

"One Year Older And Still A Cunt"

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Chloe O'Donnell Illustration

Still Fucking Here

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Lucy Maggie Designs

Knobjockey Birthday Card

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You've Got Thread On You

Happy Birthday Cunty Chops

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Lucy Maggie Designs

Twatopotamus Birthday Card

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You've Got Thread On You

Slainte Mhath Muthafucka

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Rusty Pencil

Birthday Boy Surprise

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Rusty Pencil

Birthday Girl Surprise

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Stoats & Weasels

18 WTF Balloons

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The Marmalade Cat

How Dairy!

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Our rude birthday cards don't do subtle. If a card that just says "Happy Birthday" feels like a missed opportunity, you're in the right place - this range goes from a cheeky innuendo to properly inappropriate, no apologies either way.

If you want a birthday card that gets an actual reaction, not a polite "aww" but a proper "oh my god, no", you've found the right shelf. Too much for the person in question? Try our funny birthday cards instead, or browse the full birthday range for something a bit more tame.

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