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Rude Birthday Cards

The Marmalade Cat

Magnificent Bastard Card

£3.99

Buddy Fernandez

Massive Twat Card

£3.99
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Dean Morris Cards

Look Like I Fly Economy Card

£3.99
£3.99

Scribbler

Chin Chin Card

£3.99

The Marmalade Cat

Onwards Buttercup! Card

£3.99

Dean Morris Cards

Tosser On Card

£3.99

Bold and Bright

Bestest Birthday Bitch Card

£3.99

Buddy Fernandez

Cock Everyday Rude Card

£3.99

Bold and Bright

Mutter Ffs Card

£3.99
£3.99

Jess Moorhouse Design

Have A Willy Great Birthday! Card

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Filthy Sentiments

It's Fucking Christmas Card

£3.99
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£3.99

The Marmalade Cat

Tits For The Birthday Boy Card

£3.99
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Pea Green Prints

Running Wanker Birthday Card

£3.99
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Dean Morris Cards

Both Bitchy Card

£3.99
£3.99

Buddy Fernandez

Cock Card

£3.99

Greetings From Hell

"One Year Older And Still A Cunt"

£3.99
£3.99

Dean Morris Cards

Cunt Alert Card

£3.99

Our rude birthday cards don't do subtle. If a card that just says "Happy Birthday" feels like a missed opportunity, you're in the right place - this range goes from a cheeky innuendo to properly inappropriate, no apologies either way.

If you want a card that gets an actual reaction, not a polite "aww" but a proper "oh my god, no", you've found the right shelf. Too much for the person in question? Try our funny birthday cards instead, or browse the full birthday range for something a bit more tame.

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