Retirement isn't just about clocking off for the last time - it's about celebrating years of hard graft, questionable office coffee, and finally getting to do whatever you want without setting an alarm. Our funny retirement cards help you mark the occasion properly, whether that's with heartfelt congratulations or a gentle reminder about all those Monday mornings they'll never have to face again.

From cards that celebrate newfound freedom to ones that acknowledge they've earned every lazy morning ahead, we've got the perfect way to wish someone well. If they're not quite done yet but moving on to pastures new, check out our leaving cards. Or for a broader celebration, browse our congratulations cards range.

Find a retirement card that says what you really mean - whether that's "enjoy every minute" or "try not to get too used to daytime TV."