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I Love Daddy Card
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Have You Got Older?
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Grad-u-ate!
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Merry Christmas Pain In The Ass Card
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Wine Amateur Card
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Happy Birthday Goddaughter Card
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Gayest Christmas Ever
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70 WTF Balloons
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Add your own message inside using our online editor, or skip it entirely and order the card blank. Either way, it prints and posts exactly as you leave it.

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To Taylor, Happy Birthday you dinosaur, congrats on living this long! Love, Holly

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Seven Spots Card
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Six Spots Card
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Five Spots Card
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Grandad
Grandad, I Love You Allot(ment) Card
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Two Today Card
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8th Birthday Owl Card
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4th Birthday Mouse Card
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Sixteen How About That Card
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Life In The Old Dog Yet Card
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Here's Another Birthday Card
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Stork It's A Girl Card
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Stork It's A Boy Card
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Thinking Of You Rainbow Card
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Kiss Me I'm Irish Card
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Blank Scottish Pipers Card
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Yer Wee Baw Bag Card
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Yer Wee Shite Card
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Life In The Old Dog Card
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Greeting cards for every occasion, from birthdays to just because

Scribbler stocks thousands of cards from independent designers and our own studio — funny, rude, cute and heartfelt, for every relationship and every milestone. Every card can be personalised with your own message, or sent exactly as designed.

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When will my card arrive?

Cards sent by Royal Mail First Class usually arrive within 1–4 working days after dispatch. Orders placed after 3pm, on weekends or bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day. Faster delivery options may be available at checkout.

Do I have to personalise my card?

No. Personalisation is entirely optional — every card can be ordered blank inside, just as it's shown, if you'd rather write your own message by hand.

Can you send a card straight to the recipient?

Yes. Add your message, pop in their address at checkout, and we'll print, pack and post it directly to them — no need to write, seal or post anything yourself.

Do you have cards for occasions other than birthdays?

Yes. Alongside birthdays, we stock cards for anniversaries, weddings, new babies, congratulations, thank yous, sympathy and more — funny, rude, cute or heartfelt, whatever the moment calls for.