Ooooh you’re so COOL and EDGY for not liking Christmas. Do other people being happy and jolly make you feel weird? Are you uncomfortable with merriment, joy and actual presents? 

We all know someone like this, and while we might wholeheartedly disagree, we DO have to tailor to them - after all, they still deserve a Christmas card, even if they are massive, walloping Grinchy-Grinches.

So here are some funny Christmas cards you can give to the non-believers in your life. 

This kinda dry humour is exactly why Scribbler started in the first place. 

A hilarious Christmas card that doesn’t actually take the piss out of the person for being a Grinch, but will instead appeal to their (not so) subtle hatred for the holiday season. 

Maybe if they did put the tree up themselves, they’ll feel a bit more festive? Who knows.

The two main guys of Christmas, crossing paths on their respective mode of transportation? Even the grumpiest of Xmas-haters can’t resist. 

Send this to that person who thinks both Santa and Jesus should get in the bin (respectfully) and watch them grin at the hilarity of it.

Honestly, this is probably what they’re really thinking, so you may as well say it to them first. 

This is the funniest card to give the person you know who hates Christmas, because it’s what they’d want to say to everyone they know, but can’t quite bring themselves to. It might even get them to like the festive season a little?

Even the Nativity story isn’t sacred when you’re dealing with a true Xmas-hater, so give them this super funny card. 

Sure, their skepticism is a little justified - how did all those farm animals fit into that barn? - but they don’t need to be all ‘holier than thou’ about it. Literally.

Okay, maybe they’re not festive, but they still want to take part in Christmas a little bit, but in their own way. 

And that’s okay! Give them this cackle-worthy card to let them know that you’re aware they think it’s bollocks. And that’s totally fine.

If you can’t say it at Christmas, when can you?

Honestly, that sentence has never been more true.

Is this the best/only cranberry sauce Christmas joke to ever exist? Yes.

Give it to your Christmas-hating mate and you might just get a festive chuckle out of them. But only if they’ve had a couple of pints.

Realistically, if you know someone who hates Christmas, this is probably the most amount of effort you should put into getting them a card.

It’s funny, straight to the point and really mirrors their own attitude towards the festive season. They’ll love it.

And for our ‘Giving cards to your least favourite Grinch’ finale? The fact that their lack of belief has side effects. 

That being a huge lump of coal from the big guy, who they don’t believe in. Ironic? Yes. Iconic? Also yes.