Not everyone can be a romantic at heart. Some have to work for it, and some just can’t get on board with the idea. Which is totally fine.
But every now and then, if they want to keep the fire alive, they’ll have to get involved in making their partner feel special, like on anniversaries. And that usually means being a bit romantic.
As per, we’re here to help. So here’s a list of anniversary ideas that even the most unromantic person can get onboard with.
Jellycat Amuseables Rose Bouquet
Not to be morbid or anything but flowers die pretty soon after you give them to someone. That’s just a fact.
Know what doesn’t die? A Jellycat in the shape of a perfect bouquet of roses. Plus, look at the happy little face! Incredible.
For those people that think flowers are cheesy, but adorable little cuddly toys are acceptable.
You’re the best thing I’ve found online card
There are some very enjoyable things online, very enjoyable. So telling your significant other that they’re your favourite thing you found? Unequivocally romantic.
Hilarious, straightforward and honest - this card is perfect for those that don’t love cheesy sentiments.
Guinness a Kiss Card
Finding someone who looks at you in the same way as you look at a big, creamy pint of Guinness is tricky.
So make sure that they know that’s how you feel about them with this funny card. Because the most charming thing you can do is compare them to a glass of the black stuff.
Honestly? Better than saying ‘I love you’.
Happy Anniversary Brownie Slab
The safest way to celebrate an anniversary that goes down well every single time is with a huge slab of chocolate.
To them? It’s massively romantic. To you? It’s the chance of them saying ‘hey, this is fucking massive, wanna split it with me’?
Happy partner, happy stomach. Win win.
Best Human Ever Bag
There are a few caveats with this one:
- Make sure you fill it with nice gifts, like the ones above, for example
- ‘Human’ doesn’t include ‘dogs’, so just be ready for when that gets brought up
- Don’t forget to write on the tag
Sex Snap Card Game
Anniversary you say? That probably significantly improves your chances of getting lucky today/tonight.
What better way to say ‘happy anniversary’ in a non-cheesy way than with a friendly game of snap that might turn into something more.
Love You Shit Loads Socks
Socks, arguably, aren’t well-known for being the most romantic item of clothing in the wardrobe.
But add a ‘Love You Shit Loads’ message on there and a bunch of love hearts? You’ve got the perfect, almost romantic gift for your partner.
They’ll love ‘em, trust.
