We’re all different, aren’t we? Can’t all be the same, that’d be super boring. And that has an effect on the gifts we give.

Just because YOU are an extrovert and are born to yap, doesn’t mean your bestie is. So maybe don’t get them that mug. 

Confused? Got some big gifting events coming up? Hold our hands (if you want to, they’re a little bit clammy, sorry) and we’ll walk you through the top gifts of 2026 depending on who you’re giving them to. 

Type A: Ambitious/Competitive 

This is the type of person who, on the surface, has their shit together. But beneath the surface? They also have their shit together. They plan, they compete, they girlboss as close to the sun as they can get. 

So they’d love this Peachy Planner for writing notes on how they’re going to completely dominate in every aspect of their lives.

 

They’re probably also very good at singing, so this Mini Karaoke Microphone and our Grab a Mic Game is perfect for their next humble brag moment.

 

As for a card? They know, you know, we all know that They Are Tits. 

Type B: Relaxed/Easygoing 

This person is always late, dawdles through airports and will talk to literally anyone if they give them the time of day. They’re kind, caring and a little bit annoying, but you love them all the same. 

If they’re the office chatterbox, they’ll love this Born to Yap Mug, because they’ll think it’s just an excuse to gossip more and be louder. They use their ‘kind’ smiley demeanour to get whatever they want, which makes them a trash panda, which means they’ll love this Here For the Snacks Coaster, too.

They have a chill side, too, and love staying home, so they’ll get a lot of joy from this Snuggly Tea Time Cosy Colouring Book to help them relax, even though they’re basically horizontal all the time anyway.

 

Lastly, they’re probably the best-dressed person you know, so this Fancy Bitch birthday card is a slay to end all slays. 

Type C: Conscientious/Detail-oriented 

They were the ones at school with all the best stationery, a full pencil case and gel pens. Now? Their calendar is meticulous, their inbox is organised and you’ve never seen a spreadsheet like theirs before. 

They’re also an absolute slut for a cocktail, so this Disco Cocktail diary speaks to them in ways you never thought possible. And to feed their need for all things stationery? This stunning Sunset Ombre Rubber Pencil Sharpener is the ultimate 2-in-1 accessory for pencil heads.

 

Formulas fully turn them on, so this Freak in the Sheets mug is exactly what they want to be sipping from while they’re moving cells around. Lastly, make sure they know it’s all about them with this Things to Remember This September card.

Type D: Distressed/Pessimistic 

Mad at the world, feeling every ache and pain, loves to complain. Sound familiar? We all know one. But they’re also caring, approachable and empathetic, and probably the funniest person you know. 

They adore a good drink or ten, and a marg is where it’s at - so these Feeling Spicy Socks are perfect to warm up their cold feet (that they’ve complained about all week). Swearing is their fave thing, and so are cats, so this Go Fluff Yourself Notebook is right up their sweary street.

They LOVE to wind people up, so give them this How to Piss Off Men book to add to their arsenal of insults. And finally, their card should truly speak to them and their many, many creaking bones.