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LGBTQ+ Valentine's Cards

Can’t think straight when they’re around? Or ever for that matter? Wish your other half a Happy Valentine’s Gay by sending an LGBTQ+ card to the one you’re proud to call your partner. Choose from a ridiculously romantic, inappropriately rude or totally rainbow-covered Valentine’s design to shout your love from the rooftops. Browse our selection of hilarious Valentine’s cards inspired by queer icons from TV & film and celebrate that love is love!

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We Love Minge, by Dean Morris Cards. The haircuts may be atrocious but this card definitely says what needs to be said. Say happy Valentine's to your minge-loving partner-in-crime.

We Love Minge

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Send a Mean Girl this hilarious Valentine's card by Scribbler and let them know what a big fat lesbian crush you have on them!

Big Fat Lesbian Crush

Sometimes the simplest cards say the most. Make them feel special with this cute card from Huetribe.

Hand Heart

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Say thank you for being a wonderful wife with this lovely card by Scribbler, we're sure she'll love it.

Wifey For Lifey

Wink, wink. Send this rude Lowe and Behold card to someone who'd never say no to a cheeky finger or two.

Wilma Fingadoo

Hint, hint... Send this naughty Cunning Linguist card and tell them exactly what you want to go down on Valentine's Day.

Clit Loves A Tongue

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If it's a relationship you want to remain firmly a part of, make sure your partner knows how much they mean to you - before it's too late! Valentine's design by Scribbler.

Roses Are Red

What more could you want for your birthday than a good old fist up the arse?! Or any occasion really. Just us? Ok, we'll see ourselves out! Designed by Lowe and Behold.

Up The Arse? Elle Yeah

You need them as much as you need your heart. Make your partner smile with this super cute card from Huetribe.

One Heart

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Let them know how happy you are to be with them with this adorable Scribbler Valentine's card.

Fills My Heart With Pride

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Explore Uranus, by Scribbler. To boldly go where no one has gone before? Send this hilariously crude Valentine's card to your space buddy.

Explore Uranus

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They'll know exactly what you've got planned for Valentine's with this naughty Scribbler card.

Gag On My Eleganza

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You can trust another woman to know how to please you in bedroom - we can bet they've had plenty of practice! Valentine's design by Scribbler.

Just Do It

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm totally gay and I hope you are too! Valentine's design by Scribbler.

Happy Valentines Gay

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Send this lovely card by Scribbler and show that you'll always be bi their side.

Forever Bi Your Side

Send someone some big love with this awesome card by Sarah Lovell Art, and make their day extra special.

Big Love

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The man, the myth, the legend that is John Finlay... here to help you celebrate your anniversary or isolation Tiger King style!

You're My Favourite Husband

Arse man? Send your partner this cheeky Valentine's card by Cunning Linguist and let them know their bum has super powers.

Your Bum Gives Me

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