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Rude Mother's Day Cards

Got it from your mama? If you inherited your filthy sense of humour from mum, avoid the sappy stuff this Mother’s Day and send her one of the rudest cards you can find that’s sure to leave a lasting impression. You have been warned: our explicit and offensive cards are not for the faint-hearted! Send a cheeky insult to banter with a mum who gives it as good as she gets! For more adult humour, check out our sweary and retro style Mother’s Day cards.

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Do you have a mum who can see the funny side of a poem? If so, this Brainbox Candy card is the one for you.

A Mother's Day Poem

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When you're a child, there's questions you should avoid . What's for dinner Mum, is definitely one of them! Exclusive to Scribbler.

Eat What You're Given

Be A Bad Parent, by Half Moon Bay. The perfect advice for any parent that can't wait to be free! Send this card to the bad parent in your life.

Be A Bad Parent

Is your mum a busybody who just can't help interfering? Despite her good intentions, someone should really tell her to sit the f*ck down. Designed by Whale & Bird.

I'll Bring It Over

Not sure we remember this one! Maybe you know a parent who's forever *this* close to snapping? Remind them to have patience with this Whale & Bird design.

Straight To Sleep

Mums are just the best aren't they? Best bum wipers ever!

Thanks For Wiping My Bum

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Do you ever get the feeling you were an accident? Send Mum this Scribbler card from a safe distance.

Child-Proofed The House

The perfect Mother's day card ....from the best accident they ever had!

Best Accident You Ever Had

Mother You're A Drunk, by Dean Morris Cards. She loves a glass of wine, or gin ? or any alcohol to be honest! This is the perfect card for your tipple loving mother on Mother's Day.

Mother You're A Drunk

Let your Mum know that you learned your dramatic flair from her with this hilarious Dean Morris card.

Drama Queen

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Don't be fooled by this cute, floral Mother's Day design by Scribbler. Pop a photo in and wait for your Mum to tell you to wash your mouth out with soap! Don't forget you can personalise this card with Mum, Mummy, Mama Bear or whatever the heck you call her!

A Little Shit

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Try it the wrong way first and then when that doesn't work, go back to doing it how mum told you to in the first place! Retro Mother's Day design by Scribbler.

Do As You're Fucking Told

What wouldn't you do to see the expression on your friends face when they read this Brainbox Candy card?

I Wiped My Bum

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Even though it's really just a clever ruse to wake you up and get you out of bed in the morning! Thank her anyway with this Scribbler design on Mother's Day.

Cuppa In Bed

She is amazing and a fantastic cook, so hopefully she won't take a day off from the kitchen on Mother's Day. This Dean Morris card might flatter her into forgetting you won't take her out for lunch.

When's Dinner Ready?

Terribly Butch. Mother's Day Card by KissMeKwik. Let's hope that your mum enjoys being called butch, otherwise you could be in trouble with this one!

Terribly Butch

love a Mum who makes them feel loved and special, so give her this Dean Morris card to show you know how she feels too.

Get These Things Off Me

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Smells like take-out for dinner again! Unlike The Rock's wrestling persona, she's not a chef but you love her regardless. Personalised Mother's Day design by Scribbler. Don't forget you can personalise this card with Mum, Mummy, Mama Bear or whatever the heck you call her!

Can You Smell What Is Cooking

She changed your dirty nappies. If you haven't said thank you already here's the chance with this hilarious card from Brainbox Candy.

Bum And Stuff

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