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Rude Mother's Day Cards

Got it from your mama? If you inherited your filthy sense of humour from mum, avoid the sappy stuff this Mother’s Day and send her one of the rudest cards you can find that’s sure to leave a lasting impression. You have been warned: our explicit and offensive cards are not for the faint-hearted! Send a cheeky insult to banter with a mum who gives it as good as she gets! For more adult humour, check out our sweary and retro style Mother’s Day cards.

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When you're a child, there's questions you should avoid . What's for dinner Mum, is definitely one of them! Exclusive to Scribbler.

Eat What You're Given

Do you ever get the feeling you were an accident? Send Mum this Scribbler card from a safe distance.

Child-Proofed The House

For someone who has more than one child and the struggle is all too real. They're not the only ones who dread bath time! Designed by Whale & Bird.

Billy Farted

Not sure we remember this one! Maybe you know a parent who's forever *this* close to snapping? Remind them to have patience with this Whale & Bird design.

Straight To Sleep

Mother You're A Drunk, by Dean Morris Cards. She loves a glass of wine, or gin ? or any alcohol to be honest! This is the perfect card for your tipple loving mother on Mother's Day.

Mother You're A Drunk

Be A Bad Parent, by Half Moon Bay. The perfect advice for any parent that can't wait to be free! Send this card to the bad parent in your life.

Be A Bad Parent

Mums are just the best aren't they? Best bum wipers ever!

Thanks For Wiping My Bum

She is amazing and a fantastic cook, so hopefully she won't take a day off from the kitchen on Mother's Day. This Dean Morris card might flatter her into forgetting you won't take her out for lunch.

When's Dinner Ready?

Add A Photo
It's not been all sh*t! Just quite a lot! Take a (bum) cheeky approach to Mother's Day with this hilarious photo-upload design by Scribbler. Don't forget you can personalise this card with Mum, Mummy, Mama Bear or whatever the heck you call her!

Wiping My Arse

Do you have a mum who can see the funny side of a poem? If so, this Brainbox Candy card is the one for you.

A Mother's Day Poem

Some mums would do anything for their children, and some really just couldn't give a fuck. If your Mum is happily part of the latter then give her a laugh with this Mother's Day card by Scribbler.

Muuum Can You Come Help Me

Add A Photo
The moment when you realise that you've somehow turned into your Mother! Good job she's so brilliant, eh! Send this photo-upload card by Scribbler on Mother's Day. Don't forget you can personalise this card with Mum, Mummy, Mama Bear or whatever the heck you call her!

Like Mother Like Daughter

Well lets face it she definitely wiped your bum so why not send her this Brainbox Candy card thanking her for it!

Wiping My Bum

She changed your dirty nappies. If you haven't said thank you already here's the chance with this hilarious card from Brainbox Candy.

Bum And Stuff

Maybe the dog is letting them in? or they!re using the cat flap. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Childproofed The House

Is your mum a busybody who just can't help interfering? Despite her good intentions, someone should really tell her to sit the f*ck down. Designed by Whale & Bird.

I'll Bring It Over

Let your Mum know that you learned your dramatic flair from her with this hilarious Dean Morris card.

Drama Queen

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