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Terribly Butch. Mother's Day Birthday card by KissMeKwik. Let's hope that your mum enjoys being called butch, otherwise you could be in trouble with this one!

Terribly Butch Card

KissMeKwik

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When you're a child, there's questions you should avoid . What's for dinner Mum, is definitely one of them! Exclusive to Scribbler.

Eat What You're Given Card

Scribbler

You've taken care of a dog surely a child is next right? A Mother's Day card designed by Mother's Day cardShit.

Best Doggy Mum Card

CardShit

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Whatever your mum lacks in cooking skills, she surely makes up for in sense of humour! Send her this cheeky Scribbler card on Mother's Day.

Somebody Come Get Her Card

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If you have an honest relationship with your Mum, let her know that there's no other womb you'd rather have grown in, with this rude Mother's Day card. Photo-upload design by Scribbler. Don't forget you can personalise this card with Mum, Mummy, Mama Bear or whatever the heck you call her!

Forever Grateful Card

Scribbler

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Smells like take-out for dinner again! Unlike The Rock's wrestling persona, your Mum is not a chef but you love her regardless. Mother's Day design by Scribbler.

Can Smell What Mum Is Cooking Card

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Wish Mum magical Mother's Day wishes with this fun and colourful card featuring a Unicorn farting rainbows! It's guaranteed to make Mum's day! Designed by Mrs Best Paper Co.

Cute Magical Unicorn Funny Mothers Day Card

Mrs Best Paper Co.

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Attempt to make up for being an annoying little shit every other day of the year and give her a laugh on Mother's Day with this cheeky, retro style Scribbler card.

Little Shit Mother's Day Card

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Make your mum or dad laugh with this perfectly disgusting yet accurate analogy on parenthood. Designed by Scribbler.

Having Kids Is Like Having Diarrhea Card

Scribbler

Looking after your own kids is only bearable because they!re yours, how do baby sitters do it. A Mother's Day card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

My Little Shits Card

Jeffrey & Janice

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If you're the reason your mum hates surprises, take her back down memory lane with this rude Mother's Day card by Scribbler.

Favourite Little Accident Dark Card

Scribbler

Giving birth was no easy task so don't let her regret it with this hilarious Modern Toss Mother's Day card!

This Kid You Helped Me Give Birth Card

Modern Toss

A great Mother's Day card by Brainbox Candy for the woman who taught you all the essential life lessons.

Potty Training Card

Brainbox Candy

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Send this funny card to your mum or dad just to remind them how perfect you turned out!

This Mothering Shit Is Hard Work! Card

Paper Trail

Not sure we remember this one! Maybe you know a parent who's forever *this* close to snapping? Remind them to have patience with this Whale & Bird design.

Straight To Sleep Card

Whale And Bird

All Those Shitty Nappies, by Half Moon Bay. She literally cleared up your shit for a while- I think she deserves a nice Mother's Day Birthday card. Show you appreciation with this hilarious Mother's Day Birthday card.

All Those Shitty Nappies Card

Half Moon Bay

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The moment when you realise that you've somehow turned into your mother! Good job she's so brilliant, eh? Funny Mother's Day card designed by Scribbler.

Like Mother Like Daughter Card

Scribbler

Warning - This mum is rather partial to a glass of wine (or twelve). This Brainbox Candy card is something a bit different from most other Mother's Day cards.

Glass Of Wine Card

Brainbox Candy

World's Best Step Mother, by Objectables. She may have a low bar to beat but she sure does make the top three! Make sure there's no poisoned apples coming your way with this hilarious Mother's Day card.

World's Best Step Mother Card

Objectables

Another great Birthday card designed by Banterking

Full Of Shit Mum Card

Banterking

Maybe the dog is letting them in? or they!re using the cat flap. A Mother's Day card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Childproofed The House Card

Jeffrey & Janice

Send Mother's Day wishes to a hot and saucy mama with this super fun and colourful card!

Hot Stuff - Happy Mother's Day Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

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Don't be fooled by this cute, floral Mother's Day design by Scribbler. Pop a photo in and wait for your Mum to tell you to wash your mouth out with soap! Don't forget you can personalise this card with Mum, Mummy, Mama Bear or whatever the heck you call her!

A Little Shit Card

Scribbler

Are they getting that old that they are pissing themselves while sneezing? A Mother's day card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Pissing Yourself When Sneezing Card

Cunning Linguist

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