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Retirement Cards

If you have a parent, grandparent or co-worker getting ready to retire, send them on their way with a chuckle, with one of Scribbler’s retirement greeting cards.

From sentimental to irreverent, our retirement card range gives you plenty to choose from. Scribbler’s online card selection has a lot to say about the daily gripes of working life, and the laziness (ahem, “well-earned rest”) that lies beyond it.

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Whether your favourite Boomer will be spending their golden years putting their feet up and taking it easy with a glass of red or yelling at young whippersnappers to get off their lawn, we’ve got all sorts of retirement celebration and congratulations cards to wish them well!

Scribbler’s cards are illustrated by contemporary UK designers and artists, each bringing their own distinctive creative flair to our selection. Browse our online store and find the perfect retirement card or leaving card or gift for your favourite oldie.

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This leaving card from Scribbler is perfect to send to a colleague of yours who is leaving. Let them know how much you're going to miss them.

We'll Miss You

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Let the one Co-worker you actually like know how you feel about them leaving! Designed by Scribbler.

You Traitor!

If this is the best life, I!m worried to see what the worse life is like. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Living Her Best Life

Personalise one of our great cards from Modern Toss. Let that lazy colleague (and your boss) know you're on to them.

Time Off

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Let them know that they will be sorely missed with this leaving card by Scribbler.

Sorry You're Leaving Spots

Now that you're retired, you could do all of the options on this Poet & Painter card.

Happy Retirement

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It's time to do all the things they never had chance to do for before. Congratulate them with this funny Scribbler retirement card.

Retired

Congratulate someone on a new job by letting them know that they will not be missed. A card designed by Quite Good Cards.

We Won't Miss you

Take the sting out of redundancy wth this funny card from Modern Toss. For anyone who's been made redundant but still has a sense of humour!

Let You Go

Tell a colleague to piss off to their new job with this card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Piss Off

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Life Begins At Retirement, by Scribbler. It's true that life truly begins at retirement, they're going to wonder why they didn?t retire sooner! Celebrate their better life with this fun card.

Life Begins At Retirement

Wouldn't it be lovely to retire at 2:30pm? Send this Modern Toss card to someone who dreams of that day!

Early Retirement

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Congratulate a co-worker on their big dreams with this card designed by Scribbler.

Pursue Your Dream

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Let a co-worker know if they want to keep their next job, they better pick up the quality of their work with this card from Scribbler.

Shit At Your Job Supersize

Ever get that feeling at work? I think we all do. Know someone who hates their job? Then you might need to get a few of the Dean Morris cards!

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