Skip to main content
Order by 2pm and get same day dispatch Order by 2pm for same day dispatch Order by 2pm and get same day dispatch
Order by 2pm and get same day dispatch Wow! Get 4 Standard Cards for £9.99 Order by 2pm and get same day dispatch

Rude Anniversary Cards

They may be a pain in the arse but they’re your pain in the arse! Whether you want to throw a cheeky insult at your other half or seduce them with an explicit design, browse our ridiculously rude anniversary cards for the naughtiest, most offensive cards around to spice up any celebration. For more adult humour, check out our sweary and retro style anniversary cards.

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

Nothing says love like putting your coldest part on their warmest part and saying "is this cold?" A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Cold Feet Warm Arse

Exclusive
Fish finger, anyone? Perfect for any Nigella fan, send this sensual, cooking queen to seduce a loved one with this cheeky Scribbler design.

Enter Your Pleasure Palace

Let them know what happens when they're around with this naughty Valentine's card from Dean Morris.

Pussy All Excited

Well you shouldn't be bloody looking should you Brian! Perv. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Christ Alive Janet

Send this blunt Buddy Fernandez card to your partner and tell it like it is.

I Fucking Love You

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck my dick

Send a hint to a crush, boyfriend or husband to let them know you want to be iced like a cake on your anniversary or valentine's day! Designed by Boogaloo Stu.

My Tits

Add A Name
Award this personalised Valentine's card to an official orgasm donor and thank them for their generous services. Designed by Scribbler.

Thanks For The Orgasms

Swallow. General Greeting Card by KissMeKwik. When dating etiquette and bird watching collide, the results are this hilariously crude card.

Swallow

Exclusive
A Valentine's card for someone you love (almost) as much as bacon. Let them know you want to lick them up and down! Designed by Scribbler.

Wanna Get Streaky

Exclusive
You willy love them, and you love their willy! Let them know what this hilarious Scribbler Valentine's card.

I Willy Love You

Exclusive
You should ALWAYS spread them apart, just to be sure. You're welcome! Designed by Scribbler.

Buttcheeks

Maura is that you? If you hear this in a thick Irish acent, send this rude Lucy Maggie card to make your Love Island watching partner laugh.

Fanny Flutter

Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit on my face

Exclusive
They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

Add A Photo
Send your love to your favourite penis with this romantic Dean Morris design. Don't try and upload a dick pic here, we know what you dirty lot are like.

I Heart Your Penis Photo Upload

< 1 2 3 4 ... 15 > 353 Results