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Rude Anniversary Cards

They may be a pain in the arse but they’re your pain in the arse! Whether you want to throw a cheeky insult at your other half or seduce them with an explicit design, browse our ridiculously rude anniversary cards for the naughtiest, most offensive cards around to spice up any celebration. For more adult humour, check out our sweary and retro style anniversary cards.

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Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

Stuck inside playing endless board games? For someone who frequently takes artistic licences when it comes to Scrabble words. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Triple Word Score

Nothing says love like putting your coldest part on their warmest part and saying "is this cold?" A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Cold Feet Warm Arse

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That's a bloody long time! Celebrate fifty years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

50 Fucking Years

Well you shouldn't be bloody looking should you Brian! Perv. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Christ Alive Janet

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

Tell your ginger friend how much you love their ginger bollocks with this hilarious card by Buddy Fernandez.

Ginger Bollocks

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Send your love to your favourite penis with this romantic Dean Morris design. Don't try and upload a dick pic here, we know what you dirty lot are like.

I Heart Your Penis Photo Upload

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

When your sex life is not what it once was! It's clearly time to get more adventurous and bring vegetables into the bedroom. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Butternut Squash

Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit On My Face

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's card.

You're The Tits

I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You

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The perfect Scribbler card to send to one sexy vegan. Any tofu loving partners will feel so-ya excited to receive this cheeky design.

I Want Tofu-Ck You

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That's a bloody long time! Celebrate forty years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

40 Fucking Years

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Let them know that even though they're a pain in the ass, they're your pain in the ass with this hilarious photo-upload card by Scribbler. Perfect for your Anniversery, Valentine's or just because.

Favourite Pain In The Ass

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