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When your children are at that... delicate inbetween age, this will seem all too familiar! Give this Whale & Bird Birthday card to your partner to share the joy.

Sniff It Barry Card

Whale And Bird

Do you have that one friend where everything has to revolve around them, even if it's your Birthday!? Next time it's your birthday (or theirs) maybe send them this card, just so that they know.

Today Is All About You Card

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They deserve at least a card for being the most fantastic bitch you know. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Fantastic Birthday Bitch Card

Jeffrey & Janice

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Sounds about right! Tell them where to stick their gluten free, vegan cake with this hilarious Scribbler Birthday card.

Gluten Free Vegan Birthday Cake Card

Scribbler

It's not a lovely thought, but it is true to be fair. This cheeky birthday card is from the very honest Buddy Fernandez.

Speck Of Jizz Card

Buddy Fernandez

Give this Dean Morris card to a massive wanker to wish them well on their birthday!

Even Wankers Deserve A Card

Dean Morris Cards

But with rain let's be honest that's just your luck. A Birthday card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Birthday Forecast Card

Brainbox Candy

Everyone loves a tongue twister! Wish them the best plucking birthday ever with this funny card by Holly Collective.

Pheasant Plucking Birthday Card

Holly Collective

Anyone for Sunday lunch? This rude Birthday card is from Forest Fr1ends and Whale & Bird.

Gravy Boat Card

Whale And Bird

For the classy friend in your life!

Stay Classy Card

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If you know big minge, call them out on their birthday with the help of this rude Scribbler design.

Happy Birthday You Big Minge Card

Scribbler

Another great Birthday card designed by Banterking

Happy Birthday Card

Probs best to toss it in the bin in that case! Say happy birthday with this hilarious Dean Morris card and let them know just because you're a vegan, you still have a damn good sense of humour.

Vegan Birthday Cake Card

Dean Morris Cards

Send this cheeky card to your favourite peachy bummed birthday girl! Perfect for gym lovers and squatters!

I Hope Your Birthday Is As Peachy As Your Bum Card

Amelia Ellwood

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Obviously we were talking about someone else who's much better than you. Many happy returns though! Birthday design for an August baby by Scribbler.

August A Fucking Legend Was Born Card

Scribbler

The definite answer to that age old question! This rude Birthday card is from Forest Fr1ends and Whale & Bird.

Dinner Time Card

Whale And Bird

It's their Birthday! Let them know you're thinking of them with this hilariously honest Redback card. All you need to do is sit back and wait for the thank you!

I Think You're A Twat Card

Redback

Send them this funny birthday card warning them that now they are an old fart, they might shit themselves when blowing out their birthday cake candles! Designed by Cupsie's Creations.

Happy Birthday You Old Fart Card

Cupsie's Creations

Being a drunken old hoe bag has never been more in! Go Feminism!! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Drunken Old Hoebag Card

Jeffrey & Janice

Another birthday card with a childish drawing of a cock on it. Don't you just love them!!

Another Birthday Card With A Cock On It Card

Adam Regester Design

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Send this brilliantly rude birthday card to take the piss out of a mate whose pubes are turning grey! Designed by Scribbler.