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When your children are at that... delicate inbetween age, this will seem all too familiar! Give this Whale & Bird Birthday card to your partner to share the joy.

Sniff It Barry Card

Whale And Bird

Do you like poking fun at someone getting older? Be the voice of doom with this cynical birthday card from Sassy Sarah.

The Relentless March Of Time Card

Sassy Sarah

It's not a lovely thought, but it is true to be fair. This cheeky birthday card is from the very honest Buddy Fernandez.

Speck Of Jizz Card

Buddy Fernandez

Send this Birthday card to a bitter ageing person who has a good sense of humour!

You Are Not Old Until Your Eyes Start To Go Card

They deserve at least a card for being the most fantastic bitch you know. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Fantastic Birthday Bitch Card

Jeffrey & Janice

For such a pretty looking birthday card, this one's pretty ballsy! Send this Whale & Bird design to a gentleman in his prime.

One Year Closer Card

Whale And Bird

If they can't get the charade in this Redback Birthday card, then they shouldn't be playing charades!

A Body Part, You Say? Card

Redback

She Gave No Fucks Jeffrey and Janice Birthday card. The shortest most perfect story ever told. Janice should be everyone's role model. This Birthday card is perfect for anyone who literally give no f*cks.

She Gave No Fucks Jeffrey And Janice Card

Jeffrey & Janice

Anyone for Sunday lunch? This rude Birthday card is from Forest Fr1ends and Whale & Bird.

Gravy Boat Card

Whale And Bird

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch Card

Jeffrey & Janice

I would've given you 5 stars but had to knock one off due to your burping and snoring.

Star Rating Card

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Eat up is a phrase not exclusively used by your Mum. This Scribbler Birthday card won't make you choke up.

Eating A Legend Card

Scribbler

Send this rude word search to that one friend who is an absolute... (well they'll have to find it).

Rude Word Search Card

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Let them know exactly what you think of them for being born in January - the worst of all the calendar months with this birthday card by Filthy Sentiments.

January Twat Card

Filthy Sentiments

Another great Birthday card designed by Banterking

Happy Birthday Card

This little snake is taking the poop emoji a little too literally! Make someone laugh and tell them to get well soon with this silly Birthday card by Tillovision.

You Look Like Shit, Dave Card

Tillovision

Words to live by! This Birthday card is from the mind of Forest Fr1ends for Whale & Bird.

Never Be A Tory Card

Whale And Bird