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How old?! Kick generic birthday cards to the curb once and for all in favour of a unique and all-round superior Scribbler design. Whether you’re after a card that’s funny, rude or cute, or you just want to tell someone how thrilled you are they were born, browse hundreds of designs that’ll really get the party started.

We have birthday cards suitable for sending to colleagues, partners, friends and kids. For the icing on top of the cake, find something extra memorable with our trending designs inspired by their favourites from the world of film & TV, celebrity culture and the animal kingdom. There’s no milestone too small to celebrate, especially with our selection of personalised Add A Name & Age cards!

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Obviously we were talking about someone else who's much better than you. Many happy returns though! Birthday design for a October baby by Scribbler.

October Fucking Legend
SHALOM! Send arguably the most iconic Jim line and have a Friday Night Dinner fan in stitches with this brilliant Lesser Spotted Images design.

Shalom
Oh no, what a shame! Someone should get to enjoy it though. At least they can have this funny isolation inspired Fuzzballs card on their birthday instead.

Social Distancing Present
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If there's a wh*re in this house who's obsessed with WAP, send them this funny Cardi B inspired birthday card by Scribbler.

Wap-py Birthday
Show someone how much you care on their birthday with this tangible thing that you can point to and say, I love you this many dollars worth. The Office inspired card by Pedges Houseboat.

Card Is The Present
Take great joy in telling someone (Jane) what a sad little life they have with this hilarious Pedges Houseboat birthday card inspired by the most iconic TV moment of all time.

Take Your Birthday Money
Phil their birthday with joy and head down to the Queen Vic with this funny Eastender's inspired birthday card by Pedges Houseboat.

Let's Get Phil Mitchell'd
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If they're obsessed with The Boys, send Billy Butcher to wish them a fucking diabolical birthday with his trademark line. Designed by Scribbler.

Fucking Diabolical Birthday
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We're with Wednesday on this one - black is the new black! Addams Family inspired Halloween card by Scribbler.

Stop Wearing Black
Commemorate another year older with this Mr Wonderful birthday card.

Another Trip Around The Sun
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Surprise a massive Breaking Bad fan by sending Walter White to come knocking on their birthday with this Scribbler card.

The One Who Sends Birthday Cards
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They believe in astrology? Say no more... If you think it's all BS, make fun of a believer with this topical Scribbler card.

Star Sign Confirms It
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Send Christine to get the party (and drama) started on their birthday. Any fan of the Oppenheim Group will appreciate this Selling Sunset inspired Scribbler card.

Sunrise To Sunset
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Sell them the dream of partying in style with the Oppenheim brothers from sunrise to sunset! Send birthday wishes with this punny Scribbler card.

Let's Get In A Real Estate
Just a regular Tuesday night then really. Send this funny Pedges Houseboat card inspired by The Office to someone as hardcore as Gareth.

Just The Eight Pints
Celebrate another great excuse for a party with this cute Mr Wonderful card and let them know you'll be there!

Always A Good Time
Send Roy Keane to a football fan on their birthday and let them know they can celebrate but don't take it too far, for God's sake. Designed by Pedges Houseboat.

Way Over The Top
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Send some words of wisdom from hilarious US football coach Ted Lasso with this inspirational Scribbler card.

Early Drinkin
Send this birthday card to your favourite wrinkle free, cosmetically enhanced babe and watch them try to smile! Designed by Lucy Maggie.

Got The Memo
Just one? Ooh go on then! If this is their catchphrase, send this funny Lowe and Behold card to a wine queen.

Isla Va-Wine
Ah ah ah, yeah! Send this plastic, fantastic Innabox card to a Barbie girl and make her laugh on her birthday.

Let's Go Pawty
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If you're ever worried about your eyesight, the government recommends you should ALWAYS get in a car and drive to Barnard Castle. Stay alert on your birthday with this Scribbler design.

Celebrate Your Birthday
For such a pretty looking birthday card, this one's pretty ballsy! Send this Whale & Bird design to a gentleman in his prime.

One Year Closer
Happy Birthday Present. That's one hell of a big present, I wonder what's in it? Send them this great birthday card - present not included.

Happy Birthday Present

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