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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greetings cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing! Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Christmas and Valentine’s Day designs. Find a card for everyone you know, with designs suitable for your partner, children, parents and friends to enjoy. Stay ahead of the curve and shop our newest trending cards inspired by the latest in TV & film and celebrity culture, or really make them feel special with a personalised Add A Name or Add A Photo design. The choice is yours!

Good Luck! Don't Fuck It Up. Keep your fingers crossed for them. A fantastically blunt Dean Morris Good Luck card for a friend or family member. Especially if they have an interview, have started a new job or they're leaving an old one.

Don't Fuck It Up

When it hasn't been your day, week, month, or even year! Send this comforting Dean Morris card to a friend who's always there for you when life gets sh*t.

Everything Is Shit

Fuck Your Job. Sorry You're Leaving. A rude Dean Morris leaving card for anyone who still remembers typewriters. The perfect leaving card for a colleague who has just been promoted, fired or retired.

Fuck Your Job

Sorry You're Leaving. Piss Off Then. What are you waiting for? The door's that way. A rude goodbye card by Dean Morris for a friend or colleague.

Piss Off Then

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So this is Christmas, and what have you done..? Add a photo to personalise this Dean Morris card and send to someone who'll be doing f*ck all this festive season.

Christmas Just Deal With It

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The mistletoe says we have to! Add a photo to personalise this cheeky Dean Morris card and shoot your shot this Christmas.

Fancy A Snog

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It wouldn't be Christmas if they weren't making a tit of themselves now would it? Add a photo to personalise this funny Dean Morris card and humiliate your messiest family member.

Don't Make Another Show

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Sorry Auntie Kath, this bottle is reserved for first class only AKA me. Christmas is for treating yourself, right? Add a photo to this Dean Morris card and live the boujee lifestyle you deserve!

Fuck Off Back To Economy

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Sounds like a solid plan, it certainly works for me every year! Add a photo and personalise this Dean Morris card to send to someone who'll be merrily laying into the Bailey's this Christmas.

Fuck Christmas

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You know what they say: it takes one to know one! Add a photo to personalise this Dean Morris card and make your bestie piss herself laughing this Christmas.

From One Drunken Whore

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Am I right girls? Add a photo to personalise this festive Dean Morris card and make your pal laugh into her gin this Christmas.

Three Wise Men

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Find the best pic of you and your squad and prepare to rally them together for a night out to end all night outs this Christmas. Add a photo design by Dean Morris.

Time To Party

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It's not really a family Christmas if you're not pissed the entire time though is it? Add a photo to personalise this Dean Morris design and remember the merry times of Christmases past!

Tis The Season To Get Trollied

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Even if it is just a shitty Zoom party this year, you best believe we're still getting smashed! Add a photo to personalise this Dean Morris card with xmas party mems and send to your messiest colleague.

Shitfaced Office Party

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Do what Santa says or else... No presents for you! Add a photo to personalise this Dean Morris card and remind someone to put their feet up this Christmas.

Santa Says Relax

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What? Don't look at me... Add a photo to personalise this funny Dean Morris Christmas card and celebrate the world's foremost capitalist holiday, not calling out anyone in particular.

Over Commercialized Christmas

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Christmas again? How the hell did that happen?! Add a photo to personalise this Dean Morris design and ring in the festive season with surprise and excitement.

OMFG It's Christmas

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Sure, no one knows... Add a photo to personalise this funny Dean Morris card and out the gayest person you have the pleasure of knowing!

Nobody Knows I'm Gay

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Fuck yeah, it's Christmas! Add a photo to personalise this rude Dean Morris card and wish someone special a Merry Fucking Christmas.

Merry Fucking Christmas

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That's the Christmas spirit we're talking about! Add a photo to personalise this funny Dean Morris card and get your favourite Scrooge to crack a smile.

More Miserable Than Usual

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Know a Mabel? Add a photo to personalise this rude Dean Morris card and send to someone who likes to let their hair down at Christmas.

Mabel Flash Her Minge

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Find a knob jockey (shouldn't be hard), add a photo and send this hilariously rude Dean Morris card to the man in your life.

Knob Jockey

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Add a wholesome photo to personalise this Dean Morris card and wish someone a holly jolly Christmas.

Jolly Nice Christmas