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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Mother’s Day and Father’s Day cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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That's the best thing about Mums, no matter how much of a dick you are they'll still love you unconditionally. Gotta love them!

Mum I'm Such A Dick

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we've spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: Nothing like a spot of casual blasphemy to provide a humour Birthday, Christmas or Easter greeting

Out Of My Way Bitches

Do you have that one friend where everything has to revolve around them, even if it's your Birthday!? Next time it's your birthday (or theirs) maybe send them this card, just so that they know.

Today Is All About You

Own up to being a little shitbag on Mother's Day with this Dean Morris card and you can promise to be good for the rest of the year.

Mummy's Shitbag

Stealing her style? There are other ways to show her that you care, like with this hilarious Dean Morris card for Mother's Day.

Turning Into My Mother

She is amazing and a fantastic cook, so hopefully she won't take a day off from the kitchen on Mother's Day. This Dean Morris card might flatter her into forgetting you won't take her out for lunch.

When's Dinner Ready?

Tell your mum how you really feel with this card by Dean Morris.

Like No Other

Show Mum that food doesn't always come first with this very relatable Dean Morris card for Mother's Day.

Feed Me

Send this Dean Morris card to a friend of yours who wants to dance the night away on their birthday.

Gusset

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

Send this silly Dean Morris on their birthday and make them laugh!

Big Gay

Probs best to toss it in the bin in that case! Say happy birthday with this hilarious Dean Morris card and let them know just because you're a vegan, you still have a damn good sense of humour.

Vegan Birthday Cake

Here's a jolly old birthday card for someone who's just blossomed into a fine man, well far better than the dick that they used to be. I'm sure they'll appreciate the sentiment.

Grown Into A Great Man

Mothers have a habit of making us fabulous creature shine and now you have the perfect card to tell her this

Mum You Made Me Fabulous

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we've spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: Occasionally when I find an image the punchline will sometimes present itself almost immediately. This best-selling card was definitely one of them and it's subsequently appeared on coasters, magnets, mugs, gift wrap and more. I think this cat speaks for all cats

This Cat

The best person for this Dean Morris card is the person you have in mind after reading this title!

Best Friends Forever

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