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Massive Cock Socks

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  • Cock-a-doodle-doo!
  • Great gift for a cocky bastard
  • Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane
  • Unisex size 6-11

The best gifts are covered in insults…

Perfect for all occasions, send the top tier gift of a pair of blue and green socks sporting a cock motif and cheeky slogan that’ll ensure everyone knows what a twat they are – in case it wasn’t already obvious!

It takes a special kind of person to strut their stuff in this ballsy design and admit to the world they’re a massive cock but trust us, they’re seriously comfy and will keep most adult’s toes cosy and warm. We’re sure you can think of someone who deserves these rude, novelty socks in their life!

Massive Cock Socks
    Regular price £6.99
    Regular price Sale price £6.99
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    Environmental Board, Eco Ink, Repurposed Envelopes

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