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Keep Fucking Left Socks

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London Underground etiquette is pretty simple: No bikes or scooters, don't walk at a snail's pace and KEEP FUCKING LEFT.

Some people just don’t get it, so the best thing you can do is wear it on your socks. That way, when someone disobeys, you can subtly lift up your trouser leg and give them a right good, very British telling off.

This is the new Keep Calm and Carry On. But better.

Materials used: Cotton, Nylon and Elastance

Shoe Size: Adult 5-10

Keep Fucking Left Socks
    Regular price £1.74
    Regular price £6.99 Sale price £1.74
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    Materials

    Environmental Board, Eco Ink, Repurposed Envelopes

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