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Funny Birthday Cards

Midlife Crisis Era

Pilea Press

Midlife Crisis Era

£3.89

Greetings From Hell

"Happy Birthday You Cranky Old Mole"

£3.89
Happy Birthday Baggy Fanny

Laura Lonsdale Designs

Happy Birthday Baggy Fanny

£3.89
Vintage Years

Bold & Bright

Vintage Years

£3.89
Oscar Winning Birthday - Raye Themed Birthday Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

Oscar Winning Birthday - Raye Themed Birthday Card

£3.89
When Life Begins And So Does The Back Pain - Happy 40th Birthday

Laura Lonsdale Designs

When Life Begins And So Does The Back Pain - Happy 40th Birthday

£3.89
Don't Look Back In Anger - Funny Oasis Birthday Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

Don't Look Back In Anger - Funny Oasis Birthday Card

£3.89
Goldfish Hamlet

Cardinky

Goldfish Hamlet

£3.89
Party Animals

The Marmalade Cat

Party Animals

£3.89
Only Dick Heads Have A Birthday In November

A Local Radgie

Only Dick Heads Have A Birthday In November

£3.89
Fortnite Happy Birthday Dad

Laura Lonsdale Designs

Fortnite Happy Birthday Dad

£3.89
Funny General Election Birthday Card

Abigolucky

Funny General Election Birthday Card

£3.89
Massive Pants Gang Birthday Card

Stoats & Weasels

Massive Pants Gang Birthday Card

£3.89
Big 30 Old Bastard! Card

The Boy And The Bear

Big 30 Old Bastard! Card

£3.89
Apprentice Corpse Card

Quite Good Cards

Apprentice Corpse Card

£3.89
Over The Mountain Card

Quite Good Cards

Over The Mountain Card

£3.89
The Carbdashians Card

The Marmalade Cat

The Carbdashians Card

£3.89
A Party Without A Cake Is Just A Meeting Card

Stoats & Weasels

A Party Without A Cake Is Just A Meeting Card

£3.89
Just Stop Being Old! Card

Quite Good Cards

Just Stop Being Old! Card

£3.89
Sassy Birthday Queen Card

Pilea Press

Sassy Birthday Queen Card

£3.89
You're A Star? Card

Quite Good Cards

You're A Star? Card

£3.89
You're A Legend? Card

Quite Good Cards

You're A Legend? Card

£3.89
To An Absolute Lemon Squeezer Card

Rooster

To An Absolute Lemon Squeezer Card

£3.89
Birthday Card - Sharon Osbourne Missus - Iconic TV Star

Running With Scissors

Birthday Card - Sharon Osbourne Missus - Iconic TV Star

£3.89
Happy Birthday To The Queen Of The Group Chat Card

Quinton Cards

Happy Birthday To The Queen Of The Group Chat Card

£3.89
Funny Rishi Sunak Retirement Age Birthday Card

Abigolucky

Funny Rishi Sunak Retirement Age Birthday Card

£3.89
Prime Of Your Life Birthday Card

Scribbler

Prime Of Your Life Birthday Card

£3.89
Funny - First Class Birthday Ticket To Old Age Card

Puns And Needles

Funny - First Class Birthday Ticket To Old Age Card

£3.89
You Have A Unique Dress Sense Card

Deadpan

You Have A Unique Dress Sense Card

£3.89
Harry From Traitors Birthday Card

Abigolucky

Harry From Traitors Birthday Card

£3.89
You're So Fetch - Mean Girls Birthday Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

You're So Fetch - Mean Girls Birthday Card

£3.89
Saltburn Movie Birthday Card

PengellyArt

Saltburn Movie Birthday Card

£3.89
You Look Great For An Old Person Card

The Boy And The Bear

You Look Great For An Old Person Card

£3.89
Sculpted By Pain Card

Betiobca

Sculpted By Pain Card

£3.89
Posh And Becks - Birthday Girl Card

Poppy Card Designs

Posh And Becks - Birthday Girl Card

£3.89
Working Class Birthday! Card

Pink And Pip

Working Class Birthday! Card

£3.89

Our funny birthday cards cover everything from the gentle wind-up to the full roast. Whether they're turning 30 and pretending they're fine about it, or hitting 50 and definitely not fine about it, there's a card here that nails it.

Some birthday cards get a polite smile and go straight on the mantelpiece. Ours get read out loud. If you're after a birthday card that actually lands - the kind that makes someone properly laugh rather than just say "oh, that's nice" - you're in the right place.

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