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Sweary Poppins - LOL Card
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Drinks On Bill Card
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Bob Mortimer Just Magic
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Born To Be Wild Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday Little Gem Card
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The Stars Shine For You Card
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Commas Are Important Card
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This Card Is A Trifle Rude.
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Have You Got Older?
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Today Is All About You Card
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Add your own message inside using our online editor, or skip it entirely and order the card blank. Either way, it prints and posts exactly as you leave it.

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To Taylor, Happy Birthday you dinosaur, congrats on living this long! Love, Holly

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Sweary Poppins - LOL Card
£3.99
Drinks On Bill Card
£3.99
Bob Mortimer Just Magic
£3.99
Born To Be Wild Birthday Card
£3.99
The Stars Shine For You Card
£3.99
Commas Are Important Card
£3.99
This Card Is A Trifle Rude.
£3.99
Have You Got Older?
£3.99
Today Is All About You Card
£3.99
I'm Too Hot Now Card
£3.99
Fresh Bedding Birthday Card
£3.99
Sexy Santas Christmas Card
£3.99
You Big Minge Birthday Card
£3.99
Santa Fat Cunt Christmas Card
£3.99
Somebody's Birthday?
£3.99
Speck Of Jizz Card
£3.99
Peking Duck Birthday Card
£3.99
Put The Tree Up Yourself Card
£3.99
Hope You Like Your Gift Card
£3.99

Greeting cards for every occasion, from birthdays to just because

Scribbler stocks thousands of cards from independent designers and our own studio — funny, rude, cute and heartfelt, for every relationship and every milestone. Every card can be personalised with your own message, or sent exactly as designed.

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When will my card arrive?

Cards sent by Royal Mail First Class usually arrive within 1–4 working days after dispatch. Orders placed after 3pm, on weekends or bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day. Faster delivery options may be available at checkout.

Do I have to personalise my card?

No. Personalisation is entirely optional — every card can be ordered blank inside, just as it's shown, if you'd rather write your own message by hand.

Can you send a card straight to the recipient?

Yes. Add your message, pop in their address at checkout, and we'll print, pack and post it directly to them — no need to write, seal or post anything yourself.

Do you have cards for occasions other than birthdays?

Yes. Alongside birthdays, we stock cards for anniversaries, weddings, new babies, congratulations, thank yous, sympathy and more — funny, rude, cute or heartfelt, whatever the moment calls for.