Ooooh look at me I’m in love I have a lovely partner who treats me right and we’re gonna be together forever. 

That sounds sarcastic, but we’re genuinely happy for you. Know what you need to keep your disgustingly, in-your-face love flame burning? A good Valentine’s Day card, every single year. 

We’ve made a list, so bookmark it for future lovey-doveyness. 

The Perfect Pair Guinness Card

Are you both tall, dark and have an unbeatable head? Sounds like you’re the perfect pair. 

If there’s no one else you’d rather split the G with, day drink with or say “This is a good Guinness, must be fresh from Dublin” with, give them this card to say so. 

A Little Bit Obsessed Card

You’re allowed to be a bit cringe if you start the sentence with ‘Not to sound cringe but…’. It doesn’t work with racism but it works for this. 

It also works if you genuinely are obsessed with your favourite person, which is totally okay. They probably already know that you are, but give them a card to tell them, just in case. 

Silly Little Trinkets Card

If you’re a bit of a magpie, collecting tiny trinkets to put on your bags and other things, chances are you love your little collection more than life itself. 

EXCEPT, you love your favourite person more. So this card is for you, collector of pointless little things, in case your partner thinks that Labubu is above them in the pecking order. 

Pear Cat Valentine’s Card

Honestly, a cute little cat wearing a pear hat is the perfect way to tell someone how you feel about them. 

No notes, 10/10, buy it and they will NOT be disappointed (unless they’re a dog person). 

I Really Dig You Valentine’s Card

F*ck the usual Valentine’s Day animals like cutesy rabbits and lovebirds, we want the weirder animals. Especially if you can make cool puns out of them. 

Imagine their face when they open this card and see a little mole peeking out, they’ll love you more than ever. 

Beary Favourite Valentine’s Card

You can’t bear to be without them. You can’t keep your paws off of them. You get a little bit grizzly when they’re not around. 

And they’re your beary favourite, so give them a cute card to remind them. 

Soulmate Valentine’s Card

Nobody can actually explain what a soulmate is, but you probably know yourself, and that’s all you need honestly. 

If they’re your kindred spirit and you share a deep understanding, this is the card for you. It’s also perfect for putting up in your house to show visitors just how happy you are, which is quite fun. 

Florist Valentine’s Card 

There are fewer things more romantic than a blooming great florist, filled to the brim with flowers. 

So we put it on a cute card so you can give it to your partner, that way you don’t have to leave the house. It’s cold in February. You’re welcome.