You know how the old saying goes: If you’re not sure how to say it, let Simon’s Cat say it for you.
This obviously isn’t a real saying, because we literally just made it up, but it is actually true. Simon’s Cat is very very good at saying the stuff you might struggle to say. It might be because he’s a mischievous little feline, or it might be because he doesn’t actually give much of a sh*t.
Either way, Mother’s Day is coming up, so rather than trying to come up with the perfect gift or thing to say on your own, let this blog writer and your favourite little cat do the hard work for you.
No judgement. Maybe a little, bit lazy, init?
Simon's Cat Litter Box Card
Do you think if you went to the toilet in a litter box, your mum would still clean it up for you? Probably.
You DO have to say thank you for it, though. And even if you haven’t done a sh*t in the litterbox, you should tell her that you’re thankful for her putting up with your absolute nonsense anyway.
This hilarious card does just that, and it’s got a little cat reading a newspaper on it. What’s better than that?
Simon's Cat Enamel Pin
If your mum is a true, original crazy cat lady, this is 100% the gift for her.
What’s cuter than Simon’s Cat giving a big pink heart a massive squeeze? He’s not even causing any chaos like he usually does. Just showing that he can be loving and low-key.
Give this thoughtful gift to your mum to remind her that you too aren’t just a furball of madness.
Simon's Cat Flowers Card
Ah, there we go, back to being a little tw*t again.
We’re willing to bet your mum’s been picking up after you your entire life. Do you sometimes knock stuff over or make a mess on purpose just to take the piss out of her? Probably.
Give her this funny card to thank her for her patience. She deserves a medal, actually.
Simon's Cat Socks
Socks are like, the best bet when it comes to gifting, who doesn’t love a good pair of socks?!
And when they’re socks featuring everyone’s favourite mischievous cat holding a heart balloon, you’re onto a winner.
