Bloody hell, Halloween is SO good.
We get to scare people, pretend to be dead AND there’s sweets?! Why can’t it be like this every day?
If you’re looking for a card to put in a boo box or you just know a fellow witch/wizard/other who loves this time of the year, we’ve pulled together our favourite ghoulishly funny cards.
Please don’t ghost us by not reading this.
Halloween is the one night of the year when girls can dress like total WITCHES and no other girls can say anything about it.
Honestly though, if you want to dress like a mythical being or spooky monster all year round, we’re here for it.
So grab your ghouls, put on your scariest makeup and go paint the town black.
And yes, that first line IS a rip off of the Mean Girls quote.
I Put A Spell On You and Now You’re Old Card
If there was a spell to turn someone instantly old, who would you use it on?
Give this cursed card to your favourite soon-to-be ghost for their birthday to remind them how close they are to leaving this mortal coil.
Who knows, maybe it actually contains a spell and when they open it, they’ll turn to dust? Worth trying.
We’re pretty sure we know the answer to this question.
It’s treat.
And if you think this adorable labrador has a trick hidden inside that jack’o’lantern, you really need to reassess your lack of trust.
This is a lovely card to give for Halloween, because it’s not scary, unless the recipient is afraid of adorable pups.
If that’s the case then you should probably not be friends with them, honestly.
Happy Halloween to My Little Pumpkin
Honestly, this will absolutely go down a treat inside a Boo Basket.
Give this to your fave person, especially if they’re not a fan of tricks, and just want Halloween to basically be another version of Valentine’s Day.
Because for a lot of people, especially Goths, it is.
