Obviously, as a card brand, we’re super biased. BUT, we’re firm believers in giving cards for almost any occasion you can think of.
Yeah, you’ve got your birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, weddings, deaths. All the usual suspects that you basically have to give a card for.
But what about life’s little random moments, or those rare occasions where you’re not fully sure whether you should give a card, but it’d be quite funny if you did.
So here’s our list of cards for unusual occasions that might lift the mood a bit, add some pizzazz to those times when things are going a bit shit or some things that just need celebrating.
Happy Divorce Day, he was an arse Card
Divorces are often terrible, but you know what isn’t? You and your mates collectively reflecting on how awful their ex was.
If you know someone who needs reminding that they’re better off without them, give them this card.
Because all they need is you, an Aperol Spritz and a good night of berating the stupid man who DARED leave them.
Celebrate your favourite pear finally getting a little one of their own.
Adopting is a laborious, long process, and a card can say how proud you are of them for sticking it out.
So give them this one and raise a toast to the fruits of their labour! They deserve it, honestly.
Promoted from Dog Dad to Human Dad Card
We’re undecided whether this is actually a promotion or not.
We actually see it as a corporate restructure, where Dog Dad has actually taken on more work in the form of a new employee (human baby) without any clear benefit.
Apart from being a dad, obviously. Anyway we’ll stop being all ‘HR’ about it - this card is lovely to give a new dad who’s just gained another bouncing bundle of terror.
This is the epitome of ‘should I get them a card for that occasion??’.
If you’re unsure, reach for this one - it’s straightforward, to the point and is something Dwight Schrute would give, so you KNOW it’s good.
A card to celebrate a boob job? Tit’s true.
If your friend/coworker/mum has been blessed by the boob gods with a brand new pair, you simply must celebrate.
Give them this card so they can keep it, for the mammaries.
Human baby this, congratulations on your newborn that - when are dogs gonna get celebrated more?
If someone you love has just made their life 100x better by getting a puppy or adopting a doggo, get them this card to mark the occasion.
Then, get the dog a thousand treats, one hundred toys and a big cuddle from us. Thank you.
Woohoo You’re Finally Divorced Card
Not being married anymore means a whole host of new ‘opportunities’ to explore.
Dicks. We mean dicks. And so does this card.
