Finding the perfect gift for a newborn is tricky business. No pressure but, that little gift you give them might stay with them for the rest of their lives, if you’re lucky. Imagine that?

We’ve heard that which Jellycat you get for newborns can shape what they grow up to be. We’re not sure about the science (we don’t think we can call it science but oh well), but it could be true!

So here’s a “definitive” list of the best Jellycats for newborns and what it’ll mean for their future career path.

Amuseables Pickle

Gift this and they’ll become a lawyer. 

Because they’ll develop the ability to find the perfect balance between sweet, salty and tangy to get themselves out of a pickle. Or in this case - someone else’s pickle. 

Plus, a good pickle takes time, as does becoming a good lawyer. So it just makes sense. 

Amuseables Croissant

Gift this and they’ll become a singer. 

Because everybody will love them, and their voice will be smoother than butter. And who doesn’t want to start their morning with a good song or two? 

They might be a bit flaky, but that’s what fame does to you. 

Amuseables Sardine Tin

Gift this and they’ll become an artist. 

Quirky, different and a little bit tucked away in their own world. Artists can be solo creatures, creating things behind closed doors before revealing it to the world. 

A bit like opening a tin to reveal the goodness inside? See, it all makes sense. 

Amuseables Fleurette Tarte Aux Fraises

Gift this and they’ll become an actor. 

Because honestly, being able to pronounce that growing up means they’ll have excellent elocution, as well as a cuddly best friend that’s as flamboyant as they’re going to be. 

And they’re gonna LOVE a sweet treat. 

Amuseables Camembert

Gift this and they’ll become a comedian. 

Because their jokes are always gonna be cheesy if they carry around a literal camembert all their lives. In a good way, obviously. 

They’ll also get very, very tired of people asking if it’s brie. It’s not, it’s camembert. Duh.