Friends getting engaged almost always happens at the same time - one does it, then everyone else follows like little copy cats. 

That means you have to think of something to write for every single one. Not just ‘Congrats on your engagement!’ because that’s boring. And if you get a crap card? That’s worse. 

You live in an era where Scribbler exists, though, so that’s not a problem… 

“The bride & groom might be taken but the bar will be FREE”

Free bar. Free bar. Free bar. Free bar! Free bar!! Free bar!!!

If anything, writing ‘We can’t wait to get absolutely obliterated at the free bar at your wedding’ in a card puts the early pressure on the lucky couple to start saving so they can afford said free bar. 

So really, what you’re doing here is helping the rest of the invitees out. You’re doing a good deed. 

Pair your message with this Smashed Off Our Tits engagement card and you’ve got a winning combo.

“Don’t chicken out now!”

Paired with this Same Cock Forever card, you get the perfect combo of hilarious puns and a gentle reminder of what they’re getting themselves in for. 

But really, you know that they’ll (probably) be happy with the same appendage for the next however many decades. 

And if they’re not? You tried to warn them.

“Let’s hope they don’t turn out to be The Fool”

If they believe in fate, positive energy, good fortune and that a deck of cards will help them decide what to do, this is the card for them. 

Write your message inside this Tarot Card to give them an extra boost of good fortune, just in case the cards are wrong this time. 

But why would they be? They’re basically right 100% of the time. Right? Right?

“Welcome to your Fiancé era!”

It’s giving wedding dress. It’s giving free bar. It’s giving party. It’s giving Grease megamix. It’s giving giving each other a ring. It’s giving fiancé.

They’ve entered a new era, and this one is about to slay more than ever. 

It’s giving you’re not jealous at all and are very happy for them and you’re totally okay with being in your single forever era. 

 “Can’t wait to see your left hand in every single picture from now on”

Honestly, as soon as someone gets engaged, you start seeing more of their left hand than you’ve ever seen before. 

They’ll start playing with it while you talk to them, sticking it up during pictures, scratching their nose with it. Everything. 

You know what they’re playing at, so let them know you’re aware of it.

 “Sorry for the cheesy card!”

Everyone fucking LOVES pasta, and it gets even better when you get married and don’t have to worry about eating a whole pack to yourself. 

You’re married now, it’s locked in. And this Holy Macaroni engagement card is a subtle reminder that they can eat as much cheesy pasta as they want.