We’re always getting new stuff in here at Scribbler, because we believe that gifting the same sh*t over and over is boring and lame. 

Stuff like a £5 box of chocolates, crap gin or a bag of Haribo can get in the bin - you can do so much better. 

So if you’ve got a birthday, anniversary or other super special occasion coming up that requires an actually good gift, we’ve got ya. 

I Give Zero Ducks Tote Bag

Got a fave silly goose? It’s time they stop giving a duck. 

Tote bags are SO useful, you can genuinely never have enough*, so they make the perfect gift. Especially when they’ve got a sassy, headscarf-wearing, sunglasses-rockin’ duck on it. 

This brand new bag is ONLY available at Scribbler, and has been hand drawn by our incredible designers, so it’s unique AND bespoke.

*We've all got way too many but that’s ok.

Emotional Support Keyring

Most trinkets aren’t actually that useful, they’re just little things people like to gather like magpies to look at. For example: Labubus. 

This though? This is a useful trinket. It’s a usable trinket. It’s an Emotional Support Trinket. 

Gift it to your bestie who could use your positive energy, which you can transfer into this little key ring so they can carry your good vibes everywhere they go.

Born To Yap Coaster

We’ve all got that one mate who’s too busy yapping to use a coaster, and to work, and to hang out, and to be on time. 

This Born To Yap, Forced To Work coaster speaks to most of us, honestly. How can we work in these conditions? When there is SO much to talk about?

Matcha Club Socks

Matcha girlieeeees (and boyyyyyys) unite!

Whoever has learned to tolerate the taste of pure green sloop deserves to brag about it by wearing these socks. They’re the ideal gift for caffeine-lovers and your perfect match(a).

Let’s face it, the only reason you all like it is when there are six pumps of vanilla syrup mixed in and you can post it on Insta.

ChatGPT Mug

Welcome to 2026, where 85% of the world is powered by a robot and their morning coffee fix. 

Give this hilarious ChatGPT mug to that mate who can’t function without asking AI. Even daft stuff like ‘How much should I spend on trainers’ or ‘What paint is gloss’. 

Instead of like, using their brains?

Emotionally Attached to Fictional Characters Enamel Pin

Were we always THIS horny for fictional characters? 

If your mate has the hots for Heathcliff, is in love with Tamlin (from ACOTAR), is daft over Mr. Darcy or can’t stand life without Edward/Jacob, this is the pin for them.

Because when they read, they are INVESTED.