We love Simon’s Cat. 

No, not just a random dude called Simon who owns a cat. The Simon’s Cat - everyone’s favourite mischievous kitty cat cartoon.

Does Simon’s Cat have a name? We don’t think so, and it doesn’t matter. He doesn’t let that stop him from causing absolute havoc everywhere he goes.

That’s the type of energy we give off every single day, so you can see why we love him so much.

With that in mind, here are our top seven (ten was too many) iconic moments by the little butthole-flashing rascal.

1. Holy cat-rimony

Honestly? It’s their fault for inviting a cat to a wedding. How can you expect Simon’s Cat to control himself when there’s a tower of literal cake to climb?

Also, the cake at the bottom is largely untouched, which means it’s still purr-fectly fine to eat.

Just Meow-rried Card by Simon's Cat

2. Cat-ass-trophy

Forget the free the nipple movement for a sec, we’re purr-suing a more important message - free the b-hole. 

Look at this icon, flashing his butt without any worries about the repurr-cussions. Did you ask for it? No. Does he care? Absolutely not.

Bottoms Up Card by Simon's Cat

3. 9 lives of annoyance

We WISH we had more lives so we could annoy everyone we know multiple times. Simon’s Cat is lucky. 

This card not only works for Valentine’s Day, but also for any day you feel like reminding your fave person they’re lucky to have you pissing them off every. Single. Day.

9 Lives Annoying You Card by Simon's Cat

4. In-bread kitty

Is toast the best food ever? Genuinely, who thought to take bread - a pretty much perfect food - and cook it again to make it even more delicious? What a lovely world we live in.

Anyway, here’s a card with a cat wearing the bread like a hat. Cat in the (bread) Hat.

A Toast To You Card by Simon's Cat

5. Tab-b-hole cat

Running out of puns already.

If we had an arsehole in the shape of a love heart, we’d probably do this, too. It’s romantic, in a way.

I Really Love You Card by Simon's Cat

6. ProvoCATive

Way more bum holes in this blog than expected.

This IS iconic though. What better way to inspire someone to keep going? Strive for greatness and you will be rewarded. That’s what this card says. Wow.

Reach For The Stars Card by Simon's Cat

7. Little sh*tty kitty committee

A big sh*t is arguably the best way to finish this entire list.

It’s lucky that Simon’s Cat is so adorable. Look at his little newspaper!

We don’t condone replicating Simon’s Cat’s intent, here. But it WOULD be funny.

 

Litter Box Birthday Card by Simon's Cat

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