Spare a thought for January babies, they were born in easily the worst month of the twelve. Also spare a thought for December babies - a good month, but there’s a lot going on and they often get overshadowed.
Their big day is totally buried by Christmas - nobody has money for gifts, nobody wants to go for a drink because they’re either booked up or ‘dry’ in January, and everyone’s eating too much or too little.
So what can you do to make them feel special? Get them a fun card that shows you know them. Obviously.
Imagine upstaging the most famous name on the entire planet, just because it’s your birthday the same month as theirs.
If you know someone who must be the centre of attention, who would turn up at the nativity in a limo while wearing their best outfit, this is the card for them.
Hilarious, honest and most likely true.
This card is specially-reserved for those who’s birthday gets absolutely steamrolled by festivities.
It’s bold, relatable and perfect for the December babies who’ve had to live with the phrase ‘this gift is for your birthday AND Christmas.
This calming blue capricorn card (it should be cat-pricorn, but this blog writer doesn’t know shit) is ideal for your bestie born in December/January.
They’re probably disciplined, strong-willed and always pay their bills on time. So they are most likely done with the chaos of Christmas and are looking forward to going back to their routine. Which is fair.
The best way to brighten up your January? By calling your best mate a massive bellend for being born in the least best month.
This card is hilarious, and guaranteed to cause an argument they can never win, because you can just keep referring to the card.
Plus, if you did the research, we bet you could prove this. We here at Scribbler didn’t do our due diligence, because we really couldn’t be bothered.
January is already dark, cold, wet and miserable, but this card is doing its best to be a silver lining for someone born then.
It’s honest and slightly offensive, because 10% isn’t very high, which makes it even funnier.
Write a fun message inside to remind them again that Jan is NOT the time to have a birthday.
